All of us sure look swell and dapper wearing the old top hat but only one of us has been pictured frolicking around in a giant champagne glass with little more than a smile and a pair of twirling nipple tassels.  Can you tell which one, dear readers?

Just a casual night out with some friends and a neverending wine list and before you know it, your worries are laid bare for the world at large! See if you can match the above expressions on Jessica Simpson’s face with the descriptions below. 
(a) Fatigue over having to plan another Instyle wedding and star in ensuing reality show about married life
(b) Grave concern that even Stampeded Light Plus Beer could be tainted with melamine
(c) Gloomy contemplation of a Kim Kardashian-less Dancing With the Stars
(d) Serious reflection on whether her hypothetical mug shot would look better than Heather Locklear’s

Putin sez: You CAN see Alaska from here! (Lolebrity)

Alaskans say: You CAN see Russia from here! (Radar)

Kurt Cobain’s ashes up in smoke? (AgentBedhead)

Barbies of the rich and famous (SeriouslyOMG)

Oprah’s mom is a deadbeat (CeleBitchy)

TJ Hooker’s police blotter (CelebritySmack)

Megan Fox has gender identification issues (DailyStab)

Melissa Etheridge is going to make an honest woman of Tammy Lynn Michaels (DListed)

Simon Pegg vs Ricky Jervais is the new Paris vs Lindsay (Defamer)

Celebrity moose knuckles (CityRag)

Sarah Palin blows a wicked flute (Gawker)

THIS time Jennifer Aniston is taking no chances (Websters)

Leo DiCaprio wants kids (ASL)

The new look from Paris: carny! (CandyKirby)

Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr are the new Watson and Holmes? (UKPopsugar)

Paris Hilton on what she’s looking for in her new BFF:

In my life you can get photographed at any time,” Hilton told Reuters. “You never know when paparazzi are going to be hiding around the corner. So my friend needs to be paparazzi-ready.”

Unlike say, a certain parent who has trouble focusing for the cameras when you manage to tear them away from the drinks tray.

No need to fret Anne Hathaway, your hair and makeup are impeccably done as usual and all the fellas agree that your legs look great too.  In fact I quite like what you’ve got on….if it came in a size for storing jewelry or makeup brushes.

Here the answers to Monday’s Puzzle corner:
1. Cool Hand Luke
2. The Sting
3. Slapshot
4. The Hustler
5. Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
6. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
7. The Color of Money
8. Hud
9. Long Hot Summer (especially around the 1:21 mark)
10. The Verdict

Congratulations to Grace for a marvellous 8 out of 10, closely followed by Isay.   We collectively nod in deep appreciation of your classic film knowledge.  And now let us extend our appreciation to the man himself and silently admire this great actor and philantrophist and all-round good guy.