Gwyneth Paltrow, gets through airport security faster
By Spirit Fingers
It’s like we all woke up one day and developed the power to see through Gwyneth Paltrow’s clothes. With designs like these, who needs those new-fangled X-ray scanning machines?

It’s like we all woke up one day and developed the power to see through Gwyneth Paltrow’s clothes. With designs like these, who needs those new-fangled X-ray scanning machines?
November 5th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
I so don’t get why she is wearing what she is wearing. She’s so beautiful, yet she wears things even Björk would consider weird, and I won’t say a word about her shoes.
November 6th, 2008 at 12:43 am
“She wears things even Bjork would consider weird” – Daruma, that statement is extremely funny (and so true)
November 6th, 2008 at 5:44 am
I think she’s morphing into a burlesque version of Barbara Eden without the sense of humour.
November 7th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Okay, but WHY the white panties underneath? Why not a nude thong, or a sticky crotch thing that will allow you to be mostly pantiless and skip the lines, without leaving your snail-trail everywere? This just looks like she left her stylist at home. Otherwise, i LIKE the dress and think its a cool concept.