Ayyyy! Pop quiz
By Spirit Fingers
What is it that ails Beyonce’s corrugated stomach so? Pick the most plausible answer below.
(a) Bad inflight meal from travelling economy class
(b) Butterflies from watching hard-earned investments plunge in recent months
(c) Accidentally being kicked by Katy Perry straddling her giant cherry chapstick
(d) Sore muscles after a particularly intense abs workout session
November 7th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
e) Severe cramps
November 7th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
I was thinking dings suffered while clumsy FedEx handlers delivered her to her current location. It’s hard to tell, though — I can’t see a packing slip.
November 7th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Wow – what is she wearing??? She looks like she is auditioning for some kind of futuristic – robot role! She is an amzing singer and normally dresses amazing but – wow – not this time!
November 7th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Wow – what is she wearing??? She looks like she is auditioning for some kind of futuristic – robot role! She is an amzing singer and normally dresses amazing but – wow – not this time!
November 9th, 2008 at 2:21 am
She’s obviously been shot in the back, and the bullet went through and bounced off the dressplate(?) and entered her abdomen.
November 10th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
I vote c – but it was no accident….