Ayyyy! Pop quiz
By Spirit Fingers
The art of trying to make small talk with new acquaintances is one of the most difficult to master. What question has Britney asked of Monsieur Lagerfeld that has left him somewhat nonplussed?
(a) Does he have a spare Chanel dress that can be loaned to her for dog poop duty?
(b) Could he make his designs a little less “Katie Holmes”, a little more Suri Cruise?
(c) Why is her Bambi award shaped like a deer and not an exotic dancer?
(d) Would he be interested in going on a blind date with a good friend who recently got divorced?
November 29th, 2008 at 8:38 am
Oh. My. God. The image alone is enough to send my brain into permanent infarction.