Experts estimate that every seven minutes, one of Sienna Miller’s ex-boyfriends will bump into another one at social events.  Here are two such specimens with varying degrees of facial hair – who would you rather cavort with in front of the obliging paparazzi?

Sure, the Rob Roy is a classic cocktail. Anything good enough to ruin Dorothy Parker’s friends is good enough for me!

$cientology vs Samurai (AgentBedhead)

Meet the $cientology swordsman (Defamer)

Amy Winehouse realizes she can do better (CeleBitchy)

The Britney Circus (CelebritySmack)

Dope elopes (DailyStab)

Neil Patrick Harris is The Naked Man (JustJared)

Beyonce is 180% different from Kanye (CandyKirby)

Gwyneth Paltrow tells you how to run your Thanksgiving (INO)

The Coolest Church on Earth (MollyGood)

Blake, Incarcerated, thinks he’s moving up (Yeeeeah)

Adrien Brody and Beyonce are Cadillacs to everyone else’s Yugos (PopSugar)

David Spade is the patron saint of pulling out of your league (Websters)

 Joey Fatone is awful literal-minded! (SeriouslyOMG)

Mel B is no turkey (EvilBeet)

Britney’s bringing 1998 back (DListed)

Truly a sign of how dire the situation has become, when celebrities have liquidated their exotic furs and now need to raid garbage cans for an extra layer of warmth.

There is something inherently depressing about seeing these tragic creations converge on the red carpet.  Really, it makes me just want to reach for the massive hanky hanging from Rihanna and bawl my eyes out.

This week we invite you to take out your bazooka and play along to the theme of “Movies about Fictional Musicians”. Have a look at the montage below and identify the movie depicting these fake bands or singers.

Answers will be put up on Wednesday morning. In the meantime I will be jamming in my garage with Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.

No job is too difficult for this crew, as long as you don’t ask these guys to rescue a cat stuck in a tree.

This is why it’s absolutely imperative to have a wedding rehearsal, in case the groom has other ideas of his own.

Megan Fox and Zac Efron are brothers under the skin (AgentBedhead)

Robert Pattison has one hell of an icebreaker (CeleBitchy)

Lilo and Sam maintain their net celebrity couple attractiveness quotient (CelebritySmack)

Bloodbath on Days of Our Lives! (DailyStab)

Kate Moss has a zit! (UKPopSugar)

Pax Jolie-Pitt is no fool (BabbleBaby)

The Defamer Simpson-Wentz baby name generator (Defamer)

Couple of the Month (DListed)

The incredible shrinking Lilo is back (Lainey)

The Obama girls are not taking the Amy Carter route (EvilBeet)

Katy Perry: the good, the bad, and the fugly (GoFugYourself)

Gwyneth Paltrow can get away with wearing a pillowcase: photographic proof! (HollywoodOffender)

Cruella deVille Ann Coulter, 47, Pin-Up (CandyKirby)

Teri Hatcher dates down (IBBB)

People Magazine vs The New York Times (JustJared)

Oprah cheaps out (MollyGood)

Britney asks “What’s normal?” (CelebWarship)