I don’t know what it was, but it was white, it was fizzy, and it was free, so who am I to look a gift plonk in the mouth? That’s what I get for not buying my own drinks!
Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Ricardo Montalban vs Gregory Peck (TeenyManolo)
Mad-Eye Mills is Moody (AgentBedhead)
Hey! Jordana Brewster is back! (AmyGrindhouse)
Bluebeard sadly looking his age (CelebuWreck)
but maybe these people can still use him? (CelebritySmack)
Suzanne Somers is a pillhead (CeleBitchy)
Scarjo has some questions for God (DailyStab)
Alan Cumming on the President (DListed)
Daniel Radcliffe on the President (UKPopSugar)
Starting your own daycare: yor doin it rong (EvilBeet)
an fyenansin it rong (CandyKirby)
Ines owns (HollywoodBackwash)
That’s why they call her Gaga (GoFugYourself)
John Mayer has a new squeeze now (JustJared)
Russell Crowe, hawt Eighties preacher (SeriouslyOMG)
Ali Lohan is fifteen going on forty (Websters)
Some are sweeter, some dryer, but to my mind a perfect Manhattan is 2:1 Jack Daniels to Cinzano, with two strong dashes of bitters, and lots of ice. I could, of course, be wrong.
But I’m not.
Top five hunks (AgentBedhead)
Bruce Willis’ karma comes home to roost (AmyGrindhouse)
Top 10 Zac Efron blingees! (BWE)
Ines de la Fressange walks the catwalk again! (CelebuWreck)
Battling Lennons to reunite for UN (CeleBitchy)
NPH Live! (CelebritySmack)
Animal Abuse! (DListed)
Lady Gaga gone gaga (EvilBeet)
The Tudor Gay Porn Dynasty (Defamer)
A Spicy reunion (UKPopSugar)
The return of Renee (CandyKirby)
The blonde interviewing the blonde (HolyMoly)
Wow, a champagneless Fashion Week can really take a lot out of a 23 year-old starlet. Let’s hope they haven’t started down cutting down on everybody’s favourite party drug too – these people need to subsist on something!
Water Joe, for those who don’t know, is the H20 through caffeine flows. Sometimes you need it, yo.
Kimora Phat (BlackCelebKids)
Gisele loses to Jennifer Aniston (SkinnyVsCurvy)
Jennifer Aniston is no bunny (AmyGrindhouse)
Angelina doesn’t know how to dress herself (BricksAndStones)
Ted Nugent’s New Year’s resolutions (CelebuWreck)
Britney’s body is back! (CelebritySmack)
Sir Paul speaks out on Mucca (CeleBitchy)
Wonk Eye vs Lady Gaga (DListed)
Kanye changes name (GabbyBabble)
The City still exists? (IBBB)
Bart Simpson, scientologist? (Websters)
Octuplets?!?! That’s FOUR times more than Leon Knox and myself and two more than all of us put together! Imagine how big their French chateau must be!