A Toast to 2009 Links
By raincoasterBecause the gossip blogging world has been on one long debauch since before Christmas, we’ve had a nice, restful layoff waiting for something, anything, new to post. It’s finally arrived, and to celebrate we shall raise a glass of something properly festive: a Champagne Cocktail (we at Ayyyy recommend the French 125, a French 75 with cognac instead of vodka; well, actually we recommend two. But definitely not four and we speak from experience, although our top story might just tempt us, sob).
Craig Ferguson just broke my heart (SeriouslyOMG)
One hit wonder vs one hit wonder (AgentBedhead)
Lilo sets us straight (AmyGrindhouse)
His Aspen froze! (BestWeekEver)
DIY Celebrity Wikipedia entries (Cracked)
Happy Nonyverssary! (GhostOfAFlea)
Patrick Swayze update (CeleBitchy)
Celebrities as novelty hookers: the economics (CelebritySmack)
A girl for Bennifer 2.0! (People)
Isla Fisher isn’t loving the lawsuit life (UKPopSugar)
Bono confesses! (HolyMoly)
Stop! In the name of Adorableness (DailyStab)
Lisa Marie sez Scientologists do TOO do drugs! (Defamer)
Thank you for being a plastic injection moulded homunculus (DListed)
Godly author takes entire good BOOK in vain! (Gawker)
Has-been vs blogger (EvilBeet)
Is Karl a pimp? A ho? An alien? (FakeKarl)
Patricia Arquette files for divorce (GabbyBabble)
Owen Wilson needs your help! (CandyKirby)
Jerry O’Connell and Rebecca Romijn have twins (CelebWarship)
For some people, it’ll ALWAYS be too early for a comeback (IBBB)
Brad Pitt channels William H. Macy (JustJared)
Paris Hilton’s nose grows, rhinoplasty scheduled (Websters)
Ann Coulter: only her plastic surgeon knows for sure (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)