Decision time: Paris Hilton v Jewel
By Spirit Fingers
Really it all boils down to whether you’d want to be mistaken for Paris Hilton or her slightly older, bustier sister.
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January 8th, 2009 at 10:46 am
Jewel looks less herpes-infected. I would like her dress if it were knee-lenght.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:47 am
…or, you know, knee-LENGTH. Whichever.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:49 am
Updated the pic so both are waist-up shots – Jewel’s dress still comes out better although it is doing strange things to her breasts.
January 8th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Jewel is actually talented, intelligent, and not gross, so she wins, even though her hair has looked better.
January 8th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
I think I’d choose Jewel, so long as I can get a hairbrush. WTF is up with THAT? Oh, can I have Paris’ dress, too? And double-sided tape. Definitely would need the double-sided tape…
January 8th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
Um. I READ Jewel’s poetry. For that, I will never forgive her. Also, Paris is the patron saint of us wonk-eye girls, and I thank her for giving us hope.
January 12th, 2009 at 3:31 am
I love Paris Hilton’s dress. She is beautiful.