http://ayyyy.com/2009/01/08/decision-time-paris-hilton-v-jewel/ Gently Making Fun of the Famous Wed, 17 Mar 2010 08:37:27 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 http://ayyyy.com/2009/01/08/decision-time-paris-hilton-v-jewel/comment-page-1/#comment-38591 Danae Mon, 12 Jan 2009 07:31:17 +0000 http://ayyyy.com/2009/01/08/decision-time-paris-hilton-v-jewel/#comment-38591 I love Paris Hilton's dress. She is beautiful. I love Paris Hilton’s dress. She is beautiful.

]]> http://ayyyy.com/2009/01/08/decision-time-paris-hilton-v-jewel/comment-page-1/#comment-38228 raincoaster Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:21:25 +0000 http://ayyyy.com/2009/01/08/decision-time-paris-hilton-v-jewel/#comment-38228 Um. I READ Jewel's poetry. For that, I will never forgive her. Also, Paris is the patron saint of us wonk-eye girls, and I thank her for giving us hope. Um. I READ Jewel’s poetry. For that, I will never forgive her. Also, Paris is the patron saint of us wonk-eye girls, and I thank her for giving us hope.

]]> http://ayyyy.com/2009/01/08/decision-time-paris-hilton-v-jewel/comment-page-1/#comment-38224 Sleepy Chick Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:11:03 +0000 http://ayyyy.com/2009/01/08/decision-time-paris-hilton-v-jewel/#comment-38224 I think I'd choose Jewel, so long as I can get a hairbrush. WTF is up with THAT? Oh, can I have Paris' dress, too? And double-sided tape. Definitely would need the double-sided tape... I think I’d choose Jewel, so long as I can get a hairbrush. WTF is up with THAT? Oh, can I have Paris’ dress, too? And double-sided tape. Definitely would need the double-sided tape…

]]> http://ayyyy.com/2009/01/08/decision-time-paris-hilton-v-jewel/comment-page-1/#comment-38211 Cat Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:18:44 +0000 http://ayyyy.com/2009/01/08/decision-time-paris-hilton-v-jewel/#comment-38211 Jewel is actually talented, intelligent, and not gross, so she wins, even though her hair has looked better. Jewel is actually talented, intelligent, and not gross, so she wins, even though her hair has looked better.

]]> http://ayyyy.com/2009/01/08/decision-time-paris-hilton-v-jewel/comment-page-1/#comment-38200 Spirit Fingers Thu, 08 Jan 2009 14:49:15 +0000 http://ayyyy.com/2009/01/08/decision-time-paris-hilton-v-jewel/#comment-38200 Updated the pic so both are waist-up shots - Jewel's dress still comes out better although it is doing strange things to her breasts. Updated the pic so both are waist-up shots – Jewel’s dress still comes out better although it is doing strange things to her breasts.

]]> http://ayyyy.com/2009/01/08/decision-time-paris-hilton-v-jewel/comment-page-1/#comment-38199 Natalie Thu, 08 Jan 2009 14:47:23 +0000 http://ayyyy.com/2009/01/08/decision-time-paris-hilton-v-jewel/#comment-38199 ...or, you know, knee-LENGTH. Whichever. …or, you know, knee-LENGTH. Whichever.

]]> http://ayyyy.com/2009/01/08/decision-time-paris-hilton-v-jewel/comment-page-1/#comment-38198 Natalie Thu, 08 Jan 2009 14:46:24 +0000 http://ayyyy.com/2009/01/08/decision-time-paris-hilton-v-jewel/#comment-38198 Jewel looks less herpes-infected. I would like her dress if it were knee-lenght. Jewel looks less herpes-infected. I would like her dress if it were knee-lenght.

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