Blooming Tea and Bleeding Links
By raincoasterI’m too sick to make Cockney rhyming slang jokes, so that’s the best I can do right now. Maybe I should go back on the flu meds? At least they were fun!
These Blue States were made for Walken (AgentBedhead)
Miley Cyrus performs her Ashlee Simpson impression (AmyGrindhouse)
Ben Affleck, war correspondent (CeleBitchy)
One last Christian Bale mashup (CelebritySmack)
Lindsay’s starving, delusional (HolyMoly)
Your Matilda and Michelle Unicorn Chaser (TenGossip)
Beware the Shaq, my son (DailyStab)
Miley Cyrus is a Twit (Defamer)
Helen Thomas vs the World! (DListed)
Kate Moss even gets fat better than you (EvilBeet)
Life lessons from Lily Allen (GabbyBabble)
Valentine’s Day with Karl Lagerfeld (FakeKarl)
Salma Hayek is off the market (CandyKirby)
It looks like Madonna really DOES hate her daughter! (IBBB)
Happy Birthday Agyness (UKPopSugar)