Mystery Tea Links
I don’t know what it is, but it was free (since my friend was moving and giving it away) and it has caffeine in it, so we’re going with it. Says “China Green Tee” on it, so perhaps it’s golf-flavoured? I’ve decided I don’t care for golf, actually.
Mel Gibson as Colonel Sanders (Websters)
Vanessa Hudgen’s sweater as The Blob (TenGossip)
Matt Damon in Bringing Up Baby (ASL)
Jade Goody in The Wedding Dress (UKPopSugar)
Suge Knight in Hospital (WhizbangPop)
Juliette Binoche in Hairspray (CandyKirby)
Angelina Jolie in The Affair of the Necklace (ImNotObsessed)
Fake Paula Abdul in Gotcha! (IBBB)
Katie Holmes in The Real World (JustJared)
Katy Perry in Disposed! (HolyMoly)
Paris Hilton in Front Row, Center (GoFugYourself)
Kingston Rossdale in Barney (EvilBeet)
The Hoff in Fame! (Lainey)
Octomom in Forclosure (DailyStab)
JD Fortune in Cars (CelebritySmack)
Michael Lohan in Raging Bull**** (CeleBitchy)
Entertainment Weekly in Trouble (Defamer)
Patrick Swayze in Retirement (FadedYouth)
Victoria Beckham in Yeti! (AmyGrindhouse)
Chris Brown in Sanctimony (AprilWinchell)
Charlie Sheen in Vegas, Baby! (AgentBedhead)
Blooming Tea and Bleeding Links
I’m too sick to make Cockney rhyming slang jokes, so that’s the best I can do right now. Maybe I should go back on the flu meds? At least they were fun!
These Blue States were made for Walken (AgentBedhead)
Miley Cyrus performs her Ashlee Simpson impression (AmyGrindhouse)
Ben Affleck, war correspondent (CeleBitchy)
One last Christian Bale mashup (CelebritySmack)
Lindsay’s starving, delusional (HolyMoly)
Your Matilda and Michelle Unicorn Chaser (TenGossip)
Beware the Shaq, my son (DailyStab)
Miley Cyrus is a Twit (Defamer)
Helen Thomas vs the World! (DListed)
Kate Moss even gets fat better than you (EvilBeet)
Life lessons from Lily Allen (GabbyBabble)
Valentine’s Day with Karl Lagerfeld (FakeKarl)
Salma Hayek is off the market (CandyKirby)
It looks like Madonna really DOES hate her daughter! (IBBB)
Happy Birthday Agyness (UKPopSugar)