Welcome back into Rachel Zoe’s emaciated fold, Nicole! You’ll be back to your old self in no time at all – before you know it, you won’t even remember what food tasted like!

All actresses who could make men go weak in the knees, but only of us is clad entirely in kryptonite. Can you tell which one, dear readers?

The link to this recipe doesn’t exist, because I haven’t written it out yet, but just make Irish Coffee with maple syrup instead of sugar, and double the amount. While you’re at it, double the amount of whisky, too. It won’t all fit in the mug with the other ingredients, so you’d better put that extra shot in a small glass and maybe just sip it while you mix up the Canuck Coffee. Just a suggestion.

Gezundheit, Pete! (AgentBedhead)

Lily, you can’t smoke and snort at the same time (HolyMoly)

Michael, your career is bong gone (AmyGrindhouse)

Run,  Katie, run! (Websters)

Hey KFed, don’t let your kids run off to join the Circus (ASL)

If you think about it, Madge, that’s incest (Yeeeeah)

Could someone call Christian Bale’s mom to pick him up from the principal’s office? (DListed)

Chrissy, you’re no Terminator (Defamer)

Jen, honey, we’re just not that into bell bottoms (JustJared)

Chelsy, don’t let that one get away (UKPopSugar)

Morrissey, I’d have assumed you’d be at least a 78! (SeriouslyOMG)

Lindz, what comes between you and your Calvins (IBBB)

Gaga, you’re gaga (GabbyBabble)

Dakota Fanning, you go right back into your room and put your pants on (EvilBeet)

Hey, sportsfans, is that what you call a First Down? (CandyKirby)

Denzel, you need to leave some room for my boy Viggo (DailyStab)

It’s not loaded, Jenny (CelebuWreck)

Twitty Milk? The first Social Mediatard of the 21st Century is born (CelebWarship)

Never fire till you can see the whites of their eyes, but of course you can see hers from the Columbian border (CelebritySmack)

Lindsay, they were just trying to be consistent with the labelling of passengers (CeleBitchy)

What’s going on here? Is this Carmen Electra’s way of trying to outboob Jenny McCarthy – through clever use of juxtaposition and a perkier than thou attitude? Well I for one hope they settle it like real women, with tight t-shirts and a large water hose!

This week we invite you to play along with your favourite brother or sister, for the theme of “Acting Siblings in Hollywood”. Have a look at the montage below and identify the famous thespian relatives in question.

Answers will be put up on Wednesday morning. In the meantime I will be learning how to tell the Baldwin brothers apart.

What do you think – is this ring too much? Is it too jarring for your eyes? Too gaudy for your tastes? Would changing the colour help?