Have you tried that stuff? It twitches! It twitches, and it burps, and then it sinks to the bottom and then it unfurls like the glittering eye of Cthulhu appearing through a forest of tentacles!
I should switch back to gin, I swear!
Bruno is a dirty, dirty boy (AgentBedhead)
Madison Spelling, the talented one of the family (AmyGrindhouse)
Jason Stratham is getting a Brazilian? (BusyBeeBlogger)
Lindsay Lohan is making useful career connections (CeleBitchy)
Chlorophyll Leachman (CelebritySmack)
No, that is not a cookie press… (CelebuWreck)
RIP Andy Hallett (EvilBeet)
Gwyneth Paltrow shows off her cool, upper-class style (GabbyBabble)
Lindsay channels grunge (IBBB)
Jennifer Aniston fires her hairdresser (JustJared)
New Kids On Tour (INO)
Robert Pattinson, nude and crazy (UKPopSugar)
Androgyny, Osbourne-style! (HolyMoly)
This week we invite you to bust out some killer moves for the theme of “Female Assassins in the Movies”. Stealthily examine the picture montage and identify the lethal ladies in question for a possible 10 out of 10.
Answers will be put up on Wednesday morning. In the meantime I will be nonchalantly cutting a swathe through all the men with my samurai sword-chainsaw-machine gun combo.
Let’s just say this F has been a long time coming. So to speak.
Henry Rollins, original (AgentBedhead)
Beyonce channels SuperMario, Grace Jones, and Barbarella (AmyGrindhouse)
Russell Brand, gentleman? (CelebWarship)
Knife Fight! (CeleBitchy)
Free Willie Aames! (CelebritySmack)
Dear Jeffrey Dean Morgan, there’s something you should know… (CelebrityBabyScoop)
Spit or swallow? Padma vs Paris (CelebuWreck)
Kimora’s baby bump is just swell (Crunk+Disorderly)
Where the Wild Things Are (DailyStab)
The beehive has left the building (DanasDirt)
Tina Turner’s Star Spangled Spanx (GabbyBabble)
Nicole Richie as Lady Gaga (HollywoodBackwash)
Ashton prefers it rough (SeriouslyOMG)
Guy Richie goes pubbing with a Prince (UKPopSugar)
Peaches Geldof got a thesaurus! (HolyMoly)