Wow, just look at the way she’s tearing into that bread – those must be some hungry pigeons waiting to be fed!

My links may be spelled and punctuated with blandly boring consistency instead of craps-shooting randomnosity since I switched from booze to nutritious beverages, but by Xena, Warrior Princess, they can bench-press a Sherman Tank!

If only there were money in that…

Canadians! They overshare just like Americans! (Valleywag)

Diddy doesn’t care about black people (YBF)

LiLo still hooked on Coke (Websters)

Kate Moss needs this like she needs a hole in her head…oh wait… (HolyMoly)

Paris Hilton meets her match (ASL)

Kristen Stewart’s underage joyride (SeriouslyOMG)

Jade Goody dead three days, still making deals (UKPopSugar)

Britney Spears is ahead of her time (INO)

Amy Winehouse won’t throw out the trash (GabbyBabble)

Pharrell’s boogie brings all the milkshakes to the yard (EvilBeet)

The Three Whodjits? (DListed)

Octomom the stripper? (CelebuWreck)

Valerie Bertinelli she has it (DailyStab)

More than you ever wanted to know about Ed Asner (CelebritySmack)

Prince Harry is off the market again (CeleBitchy)

In South Park We Trust? (AgentBedhead)

Gee, is it that time of the year already? Which of these would you rather put on layaway now, for future gatherings under the mistletoe?

Here are the answers to Monday’s puzzle corner:
1. Lynn Belvedere (Mr Belvedere)
2. Niles (The Nanny)
3. Geoffrey G (The French Prince of Bel Air)
4. Alice (The Brady Bunch)
5. Benson (Soap/Benson)
6. Tony Micelli (Who’s the Boss)
7. Daphne Moon (Frasier)
8. Rosario (Will & Grace)
9. Dorota (Gossip Girl)
10. Berta (Two and a Half Men)

Congratulations to karmen for a perfect score, followed closely by JFB, and kudos to Bernie for identifying the elusive no. 9! We fluff our pillows in unison, at your profound knowledge of tv housekeepers. As your reward you may throw down that laundry basket, put your feet up and let a ghoulish manservant attend to your most capricious household needs.

Well, it was just one. One won’t do any harm. And Champagne is mostly air, right? Right.

And Bitters is full of vitamins. Sure it is.

Chris Brown’s sad, not bitter (TheBlemish)

Jennifer Aniston has reason to be bitter (Websters)

Ryan Reynolds wants to get it on with Robert Pattinson and what was I saying, I lost track... (TENGossip)

Zac Efron in adult films??? (ASL)

The strangest threesome you’ll ever see (SeriouslyOMG)

Butt…butt…Demi? (Yeeeeah)

The Year Abroad is different for celebrities (DailyBeast)

Starlets in mourning (UKPopSugar)

ScarJo sky high??? (JustJared)

Camilla and her two boys (ImNotObsessed)

Josh Groban is saving himself for me (People)

Britney’s not cheap! (EvilBeet)

Amy Winehouse bows to fate (GabbyBabble)

The Real Housewives of New Jersey (IBBB)

Need a job? (AmyGrindhouse)

Making Kim Kardashian presentable (DListed)

Judy? Judy?? Judy??? (DailyStab)

Alyssa Milano loves balls (CelebritySmack)

RayRoy-DaDash=D.I.V.O.R.C.E. (CelebuWreck)

Lana Clarkson’s murderer is going DOWN (CeleBitchy)

That’s ONE way to get eaten (AgentBedhead)

Noooo, there is no need to bring innocent ponies into this sordid affair of velour booty shorts! For goodness sake, please think of the children!

Oh wait….they’re actually in on the whole thing? I have nothing left to say other than I share the sentiments of the little one on the far left.

That’s what happens when you have too much work to do and no handy Earl Grey Hat.

Splitting Pumpkins (AgentBedhead)

Lady, Gaga (AmyGrindhouse)

90′s movie madness (BWE)

Octomom finding it hard to keep servants (CeleBitchy)

My dream man settles for second-best (People)

And my nightmare man gets hitched as well (CelebuWreck)

Matt Lauer attacks Bambi (CelebritySmack)

Katie Price, you fool, “doing the Pony” is a kind of dance! (HolyMoly)

Heather Mills, confused social climber (Websters)

Is Cindy Crawford really Crawford Sindhi? (EvilBeet)

The only thing on Earth that can upstage Aretha Franklin (DListed)

Lance Armstrong, collarbone not so much (DailyStab)

Phil Specktor and the Mullet of Mulholland (Defamer)

Gander, sauced? (GabbyBabble)

Tori Spelling is a Venti nonfat laughingstock (IBBB)

Royals at rugby (UKPopSugar)

Woad is the new black (JustJared)

Suri Cruise gets the dress code wrong (SeriouslyOMG)

It’s not Twilight, it’s just fog (TenGossip)

Come take my hand little girl, and I will whisk you away to a magical place where you can get the most wonderful manicures and hand massages while having your hair coloured.