This week we advise you to put on a nicely starched apron and brandish your feather duster for the theme of “TV Show Housekeepers”. Take a look at the photo montage below and identify the hired helpers for a possible 10 out of 10.

Answers will be put up on Wednesday morning. In the meantime I will be briskly attending to chores while cracking wise remarks at my hapless employers.

I hear that paper mache is making a huge comeback this year -the expensive kind you know, not the stuff you can pick up from preschool.

Some things just aren’t supposed to make it past the prototype stage, ever.

See – this is what happens when people who should know better get caught wearing a fake-looking wig of dubious quality. Spies, remember to be more discerning in your choice of hairpieces or you will be hauled away and dealt with accordingly.

One of us is hooked on the therapeutic anti-aging properties of tandoori dipping sauce. Can you figure out which one, dear readers?

It took virtually all of our feminine charms, but we’re finally up and running again! So, time place our hands on the keyboard instead and push onward with the blogging!

Here are the answers to Monday’s puzzle corner:
1. Madonna
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Salma Hayek
4. Oprah Winfrey
5. Charlize Theron
6. Celine Dion
7. Mia Farrow
8. Drew Barrymore
9. Alicia Keys
10. Lucy Liu

Congratulations to jfb for a stomping 8 out of 10, with kudos to Patricia for identifying the elusive no. 5. We merrily bang our drums in celebration of your expertise in philanthrophic celebrities. As your reward you may lay your head on Paris Hilton’s lap and let her donate some of her legendary wisdom to you.

So happy, so shiny! Which of these best complement your scintillating personality for an evening at the Met?