Even a strapping and formidable lady like Tilda Swinton can appreciate the value of fitting herself with twin airbags. You never know what you could bump into at these industry events!

With these two, it’s all about the hair isn’t it? Do you prefer the artfully tousled and brushed forward look or wearing it all slicked back?

Here are the answers to Monday’s puzzle corner:
1. Jennifer Lopez/Ben Affleck
2. Winona Ryder/Johnny Depp
3. Nicolette Sheridan/Michael Bolton
4. Gwyneth Paltrow/Brad Pitt
5. Jude Law/Sienna Miller
6. Julia Roberts/Keifer Sutherland
7. Renee Zellweger/Jim Carrey
8. Katie Holmes/Chris Klein
9. Alanis Morrisette/Ryan Reynolds
10. Sheryl Crow/Lance Armstrong

Congratulations to Foxbeatus for a stupendous 9 out of 10, with kudos to Anon for identifying the elusive no. 8! We throw petals at your feet in honour of your wisdom in broken celebrity engagements. And now, to round up the show, here are some other couples who didn’t last the distance, for you to ponder on what might have been.

Let’s hope I didn’t break it this time. Let’s raise a Maiden’s Prayer to that!

Chicks dig Zombie Bill Murray (AgentBedhead)

Keira beaten and banned! (AmyGrindhouse)

World’s ugliest poodle (BWE)

Jason Statham is Cranky (BusyBeeBlogger)

Supersize your babies! (LaughingStork)

The hottest sex tapes in politics are stolen! (CeleBitchy)

Prince’s palsy (CelebritySmack)

Bride of Frankenhead (CelebuWreck)

Toto flies! (DListed)

Heidikakke (IBBB)

 Just WHO is a celebrity? (INO)

Dita von Teese even grocery shops better than you (JustJared)

Celebrity twits (UKPopSugar)

Tattoos and Twilight (TENGossip)

Hawt Dad Alert: Threat Level Affleck (SeriouslyOMG)

Hugh Jackman has a powerful machine between his legs (Websters)

What What in the Israeli Army (Towleroad)

Really, is this what Hollywood has been reduced to? Have things really hit rock bottom? Is the situation so desperately dire that celebrities have been forced to cut back on their entourage of assistants and handle their own clothes?

This week we invite you to trawl through the annals of celebrity romances, for the theme of “Ex-Couples Who Almost Made it Down the Aisle”. Check out the photo montage below and identify the celebrity couples who got engaged but subsequently headed for splitsville.

Answers will be posted on Wednesday morning. In the meantime I will be wondering whatever happened to all those exorbitant engagement rings.

When it comes to capturing the attention of the Grand Sultan, how full-blown do your harem pants need to be?

Gosh, looks like someone’s confused the name of the movie being premiered with the dress code. They really need to make these things clearer on the invites!