Now imagine trying to exit a spacecraft while wearing the same thing. Zero gravity is like paradise for those pesky upskirt photographers!

At last, comfy footwear for the fashionable Amazon! For when you want to tower over others naturally.

Holy back-from-the-dead! We’re back! Let’s down a couple of Corpse Revivers in celebration!

Not so much blind as myopic item (AgentBedhead)

Starlet joins Team Miss California (AmyGrindhouse)

Michael Phelps has found his dream girl (BWE)

Ben Affleck loves his job (BusyBeeBlogger)

Steve Jobs, baby hater (LaughingStork)

The incredible shrinking Lohan (CeleBitchy)

The incredible warbling Beyonce (CelebritySmack)

Jennifer Hudson’s got a baby on board (CelebuWreck)

Athleticism and dignity mutually exclusive? (DailyStab)

Susan Boyle’s caterpillars pruned (DListed)

Susan Boyle, porn star? (EvilBeet)

Why isn’t Harriet Carter Wednesday a national holiday? (IBBB)

The rich and famous and poorly shod (INO)

Royal Wedding roundup (UKPopSugar)

Billy Bob interviewed! (SeriouslyOMG)

Wet, wild, waxed werewolves (Ten)

So Bill Clinton, Bono, and Bon Jovi walk into a bar… (Websters)

Madonna cannot fly (HolyMoly)

All ready to serve their country, but can you figure out which one will do it through partying, shopping and collecting little dogs?

Here are the answers to Monday’s puzzle corner:
1. Lethal Weapon
2. Tango & Cash
3. Men in Black
4. Bad Boys
5. Starsky & Hutch
6. Rush Hour
7. In the Heat of the Night
8. Hot Fuzz
9. Miss Congeniality 2
10. 48 Hours

Congratulations to Foxbeatus for a spectacular 9 out of 10, with kudos to gemdiva for identifying the elusive no 9. We applaud heartily in acknowledgment of your expansive knowledge in buddy cop movie franchises. As your reward, you may lovingly present your mom with a handgun and spend some quality time with her at a dangerous stakeout.

What do you mean those Desperate Housewives don’t get along with each other? Nonsense! See, they even spit on each other for good luck!

Sometimes it’s better to remain sitting down, because the alternative is just too visually disturbing to contemplate.

This week we invite you to team up with someone of completely opposite personality (and possibly different race) for our theme of Buddy Cop movies. Carefully examine the photo montage below and identify the movies/movie franchises in question for a possible 10 out of 10.

Answers will be put up on Wednesday morning. In the meantime I will be trying to do things by the book while my wise-cracking rookie partner lands us in all kinds of car chases, explosions and crazy shootouts.