My my what have we here? I suppose this is one of those “off-the-rack” dresses I keep hearing about.

All members of the mighty MacDowell clan, but one of us is quite content to let the others hog all the tartan. Can you tell which one, dear readers?

Here are the answers to Monday’s puzzle corner:
1. Angelina Jolie – Mr & Mrs Smith
2. Geena Davis – The Long Kiss Goodnight
3. Devon Aoki – Sin City
4. Uma Thurman – Kill Bill
5. Bridget Fonda – Point of No Return
6. Alicia Keys – Smokin’ Aces
7. Milla Jovovich – Ultraviolet
8. Kate Beckinsale – Underworld
9. Jennifer Garner – Elektra
10. Charlize Theron – Aeon Flux

Congratulations to Foxbeatus for a gutsy 6 out of 10, with kudos to Lex, Anon, Bernie and Henyo for identifying the other elusive assassins. We whirl our nunchukas frenziedly in acknowledgment of your movie assassin skills. As your reward you may slip into your favourite lingerie and go on a shooting spree, a la Lola of Transporter 2.

Tomorrow, the price of a bottle of Hendricks goes up by two dollars. And today I walked right past a liquor store on my way to buy healthy greens, organic fruits, and whole grains. Twice.

Kill. Me. Now.

Mind you, I have gone down a whole letter of the alphabet in bra size, so there is that. It’s very hard to find a supportive 34M in Vancouver!

I tell you, that Ben Affleck is an animal in the sack! (Websters)

Is that “talk to the jazz hand” Chase? (TENGossip)

Sir Paul’s privates not so (SeriouslyOMG)

Somewhere tonight, Lestat is happy at last (PopSugar)

Christina AugilOHMYGODISTHATACIDWASH??? (JustJared)

“Evoo” no more? (INO)

The blogger is dilated to 450 pixels, doctor (EvilBeet)

Barbwire Barbie gets remodeled (DailyStab)

This is what supersize strippers wear to the gym (CelebuWreck)

Andre 3000 109 (CelebritySmack)

Brad Pitt needs me (CeleBitchy)

It’s Britney, Bitch (AmyGrindhouse)

The truth is, he’s so thin they only had room for half the tat (AgentBedhead)

Homegirl needs a good bikini wax down to the ankles. Paging PETA (DListed)

I’m serious, that Ben Affleck is an animal! (BusyBeeBlogger)