Ayyyy!

I’ve busted my Sweet Tea cherry. Plumcake would be so proud of me!

Blonde on blonde action! (AgentBedhead)

Diversity’s Got Talent (AmyGrindhouse)

Kate Hudson goes dark (BBB)

Brad Pitt has a drinking problem (CeleBitchy)

Adam Lambert needs a good woman by his side (CelebritySmack)

Diana Krall’s dress has the shakes (CelebuWreck)

Celebs heart Stevie Nicks (DailyStab)

Prince Hot Ginge breaks balloons and hearts (DListed)

Jon & Kate plus cops (EvilBeet)

Katie Price -> Pamela Anderson (UKPopSugar)

The world’s most expensive models (FabSugar)

Because some days you barely have enough time to get ready once you’re out of the shower.

Seriously. Thank god for friends who buy lemondrop rounds and merlot.

Internet 2, Scientology 0 (AgentBedhead)

Candy Spelling 1, Tori Spelling 0 (AmyGrindhouse)

Julia Roberts’ German lesbian grooming habits (BBB)

Ellen Pompeo, her baby bump, and her furry fetlocks (LaughingStork)

St. Angelina hospitalized (CeleBitchy)

Phil Spector sentenced (DListed)

Russell Brand: would you hit it? (CelebritySmack)

Jay Leno says Good Night to Late Night (SeriouslyOMG)

Hot? or Homeless? (GoFugYourself)

The British Invasion 3.0 (Gawker)

Help a blogger become more than just “internet famous” (INO)

The brothers Combs? (Websters)

All of us enjoy having a sing-a-long but can you guess which one of us can do it without having a hand jammed up their backside?

TGfor friends who buy you Bombay Sapphire Martinis by the handful. Everyone knows that free drinks and food have no calories, right? Right.

Gwyneth hates her friends (AgentBedhead)

Britney’s hormones are uncontainable! (AmyGrindhouse)

Britney’s scent will turn you gay! (DailyStab)

Lilo’s walk of shame? (BBB)

Haylie Duff chopped (CeleBitchy)

The Assassin Speaks! (CelebritySmack)

Rihanna speaks! In court! (CelebuWreck)

Blossom stars in What Not to Wear (EvilBeet)

Octo-Mel (GabbyBabble)

Finding Bibi, your non-trivial media moment (IBBB)

Zachary Quinto, first rate beefcake (TenGossip)

Adam Lambert vs Clay Aiken (SeriouslyOMG)

Lady Gaga says this with a straight face (Websters)

Simon snubbed! (HolyMoly)

More Phyllis Diller than you can handle! (Movieline)

Happy Birthday, Kylie! (UKPopSugar)

Oh to be young again and be able to spend an entire weekday frolicking at the beach before finally passing out under the cooling shade of a misshapen mango tree!

That’s quite an unfortunate ink stain on an otherwise lovely dress. I guess this is just what happens when it’s on sale and you have to wrestle a very determined giant squid for it.