Ayyyy!

Here are the answers to Monday’s puzzle corner:
1. Martha Stewart
2. Lindsay Lohan
3. Jennifer Lopez
4. Katie Holmes
5. Victoria Beckham
6. Julia Roberts
7. Britney Spears
8. Kate Moss
9. Eva Longoria
10. Hilary Duff

Congratulations to Bernie for an astounding 9 out of 10! We wave our scarves joyously in the air to celebrate your praiseworthy obssession with celebrity handbags. As your reward, you may sit back and admire Victoria Beckham’s ever-expanding collection of pricey purses.

I just might, at this rate, but still wake up without a headache. Sad, but true.

Slasher flick auteur just misunderstood loner, really (AgentBedhead)

Resurrecting Buffy (AmyGrindhouse)

Raise the Green Lantern (BWE)

Lance Armstrong has a stalker? (BusyBeeBlogger)

Adriana Lima’s got stork wings (LaughingStork)

Suri Cruise may really be an Asian mail order baby after all? (CeleBitchy)

Brooke Hogan’s album cover soon to grace stoner vans near you (CelebritySmack)

Why Amy Winehouse drinks (HolyMoly)

She’s once, twice, three times a virgin? (CelebuWreck)

Duelling hats; the Queen vs the Pope (Crunk+Disorderly)

Katy Perry is a girlparts blocker (DailyStab)

Bling gone bust (Gawker)

Lily Allen about to be stricken from the face of the Earth by a righteous God? (DListed)

Recasting the Supreme Court (Movieline)

Hugh Hefner passes the baton (GabbyBabble)

Britain’s Got Tangents (UKPopSugar)

Isn’t that Tweet? (INO)

Gonzo Gaga (Websters)

Julia Roberts, also a size queen (ASL)

Television -> Reality? (SeriouslyOMG)

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s summer soundtrack (PopBytes)

The dress may have been hastily improvised from some sturdy garbage bags, but don’t you think it makes Sharon look sufficiently regal for any passing aliens to whisk her away on their spaceship and declare her as queen of their race?

Not content with towering over her husband, Katie felt the need to loom over the general populace as well. See how many people turned out over the Memorial Weekend to catch her on stilts!

Didn’t Coca-Cola start this way? Gimme another Redbull QUICKQUICKYOUTHINKIHAVENOTHINGBETTERTODOISAIDNOW!

Babyringers (AgentBedhead)

Lady Gaga haz a famus (AmyGrindhouse)

Hello Katy! (BusyBeeBlogger)

Celebrity shoe addicts (TrendyShoeShop)

Matthew McConaughey gets back into uniform (CelebritySmack)

Angelina shares her secret to slimness (CelebuWreck)

Mike Tyson’s daughter in hospital (DailyStab)

Robert Pattinson’s Italian moon (UKPopSugar)

Celebrity pulls out of Jonathan Ross prematurely (HolyMoly)

The resume of a blogging intern (Websters)

The return of Susan Boyle (Gawker)

So long for now, Cannes goers! Until next year’s flashfest, let us all return to the mundanity of opaque clothing.

This week we invite you to revel in the world of designer accessories with the theme of “Celebrities and their Hermes handbags”. Salivate over the photo montage below and identify the Hermes-toting celebs.

Answers will be put up on Wednesday morning. In the meantime I will be wondering why a google search for “Jessica Alba Hermes” turned up “Did you mean: Jessica Alba herpes“.

Freedom of expression, bah! Thank goodness for censorship on the catwalks, I say!