In a dirty glass; I’m no wuss!

Sixpack Spice (UKPopSugar)

Guy Richie moves on (HolyMoly)

Suri Cruise’s shoes lose (SeriouslyOMG)

Johnny Depp goes where many a star’s been told to go before (ASL)

Get Mooned by Robert Pattinson (TenGossip)

Katy Perry’s Cthulhu Couture (Websters)

Prince Hot Ginge speaks! (CelebritySmack)

Lily Allen is an isosceles triangle (CelebuWreck)

The Princely Potty (EvilBeet)

Christie Brinkley will not marry you! (INO)

Billy-Bob Thornton’s daughter arrested (DailyStab)

Susan Boyle needs some love (BBB)

is this the most ambitious project in entertainment history? (AmyGrindhouse)

Eminem’s afterglow (AgentBedhead)

This week we invite you to put on your most impeccably tailored suit, the kind you would wear for an official state visit, for the theme of “Fashionable First Ladies”. Examine the photo montage below and identify the former First Ladies from their style of clothing.

Answers will be put up on Wednesday morning. In the meantime I will be trying to look elegant yet casual, classic yet contemporary and approachable yet authoritative.

I like how the awards organisers have chosen to use grumpy bison instead of exit music to deal with overly long acceptance speeches. This one, though, seems to be suffering from an overdose of animal print.