Oh my, Heather Mills’s new line of “recycled” clothing isn’t pretty. It looks, in fact, like something the cat dragged in…from the bins out behind the local bordello. Behold…
This jumpsuit? Had the front row shouting “Jump! Jump!”
Girl, you can work it as fiercely as you want; it ain’t gonna work.
Formal shorts have met their match: tuxedo manpris.
In fact, this collection brought joy to only one viewer on Earth: