Archive - August, 2009

Heather Mills’s Catwalk Hairballs

Oh my, Heather Mills’s new line of “recycled” clothing isn’t pretty. It looks, in fact, like something the cat dragged in…from the bins out behind the local bordello. Behold…

Heather Mills clothes line shown at Celebrity Catwalk in Hollywood.

This jumpsuit? Had the front row shouting “Jump! Jump!”

Heather Mills clothes line shown at Celebrity Catwalk in Hollywood.

Girl, you can work it as fiercely as you want; it ain’t gonna work.

Heather Mills clothes line shown at Celebrity Catwalk in Hollywood.

Formal shorts have met their match: tuxedo manpris.

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In fact, this collection brought joy to only one viewer on Earth:
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Coochie Coochie Who?

William Morris Agency Grammy Party - Inside

Her son’s assertions to the contrary, Charo will have you know she is not now, nor has she ever been a Playboy Bunny.

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Who Wore It Better: Cougar Sightings

CA : Re-Opening And 25th Anniversary of Cartier Beverly Hills

 

Professional Divorcee Jocelyne Wildenstein

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French and Saunders as Jackie and Joan Collins

Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders as Jackie and Joan Collins?

 

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Blooming Heck, Helena Bonham Carter!

I can’t decide if this is just crazy or “so crazy it works, but just for her.”

Helena Bonham Carter And Daughter Nell Dress Up In Malibu

In any case, I’m relatively sure this is the first time Malibu Beach has seen the combination of petticoats, mob caps, and platform flip-flops.

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Which Universe?

We are big believers in observing tradition here at Ayyyy.com; the joyous winter holidays, the flirtatious rites of Spring, crisp walks in the Autumn, and of course, the annual ritual of laughing at the ridonkulous outfits worn by Miss Universe contestants.

Miss Germany Missed by a Mile

I think someone had better explain to literal-minded Miss Germany what is meant by “foundation garments.”

Miss Phillipines better get that back to Imelda before she knows it’s gone

Light-fingered Miss Phillipines had better get that back to the Imelda statue at Madame Tussaud’s before they find out it’s missing.

Miss Cayman Islands gets a hand

Miss Cayman Islands leads the crowd in a rousing chorus of “Hands Up.”

Blame Miss Canada

For this, we have to Blame (Miss) Canada. Sweetie, where’s your pride: those aren’t even Fluevogs!

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Frances Bean Cusack

Does anyone else see this?

Frances Bean Cobain

 

Joan Cusack

The Cusacks may be a bit wacky, but at least nobody’s ever photographed Joan in bed with a turtle.

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You Might As Well Face It,

All Audreys

 

You’re addicted to gloves.

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Hump Day Cocktail Links

Our man-candy today is the always-decorative and lately-quite-evolved Johnny Depp, who is no stranger to a good cocktail and does not take any guff for sharing Hunter S. Thompson’s preference for fresh daiquiris. Nor do I, although I prefer Hemingway’s version.

Shots from Michael Mann’s Public Enemies

Tom Cruise tush toner  (AgentBedhead)

Cat People don’t reproduce (LaughingStork)

The Allegorical Meaning of T Rex (DrBoli)

Kristen Stewart rocks the Mackinaw Lite (BricksAndStones)

Ricky Martins shows off the twins (BusyBeeBlogger)

Robert Pattinson not even CAREER dead (AmyGrindhouse)

Frances Bean Cobain: they grow up so fast (CelebritySmack)

St Angelina is official now (CeleBitchy)

Michael Jackson vs GQ (Crunk&Disorderly)

Mandy Moore: Funny or Die (DailyStab)

The McSteamy sex tape coverage (Gawker)

Kenny Chesney’s new chaps (DListed)

Megan’s Most Wanted (GabbyBabble)

Hooray for crack? (GoFugYourself)

She’s like a bird; she’ll only fly away (Movieline)

Hugh Grant vs Sarah Jessica Parker (UKPopSugar)

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