Ayyyy!

I think everyone knows Peaches comes with baggage. I just don’t know anyone who thought she carried it herself.

Um, words fail me. Perhaps you’ll be inspired to eloquence by the following? If so, put it in the comments to win fabulous, completely imaginary prizes!

Wonder who’s getting married and why she hates her maid of honour that much?

The time has come to announce the winner of last week’s caption contest. Remember the image (can you EVER forget it)?

neverbeenbarbie Says:
September 20th, 2009 at 10:05 pm 

See? See? I TOLD you it would look better on me!

Congratulations and imaginary swag to neverbeenbarbie, who pulled ahead in a tough field to romp home with the winning line. What shall we pretend to hypothetically award for the imaginary trophy? How about this comely fishnet lingerie set by Honeydew Intimates?

Recovering professional addict Amy Winehouse makes sure she has adequate support for dealing with the paparazzi.

On the other hand, that shoe pile by the door of Casa Brangelina is a couple of dozen pairs deep by now. Maybe he’s just being practical.

Because Lady Gaga is just too easy:

No, that’s not a still from the new Austin Powers movie. It’s twinsie rockstars Pink and Shakira, together again for the first time. This is some emo boy’s greatest fantasy.