I’m so not jinxing this computer by using that title, nope. In any case, after our recent difficulties, we are swathed from Treacy to Choo in body armor, flotation devices, and spare bits of horsehair padding (biodegradable of course). So even if the computer dies again, I won’t hurt myself when I jump out the window.
Our hunk for today is Our Lord of the Flawless Profile, Viggo Mortensen.
Which does not actually have anything to do with celebrity fashion, but it’s better to see him in a tee or classic suit with collarless shirt than that monstrosity he wore at Cannes a few years back.
as opposed to
Canadians now zombie-proof (AgentBedhead)
A little bird told me Nicole Richie’s finally popped (AmyGrindhouse)
The (sad, desperate) remake of Hair (BusyBeeBlogger)
George Clooney is still dreamy (BricksAndStones)
Kate Moss’s drama queen scene (CeleBitchy)
Chris Noth sex tape, baby! (CelebritySmack)
You can neither understand, nor afford, the genius of the Beatles (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Tyra Banks goes au naturel (DailyStab)
Better late than never, Hefner (DListed)
Heigl mail orders a child (EvilBeet)
Oprah vs Chris Brown (GabbyBabble)
Fabric rationing in the UK apparently (GoFugYourself)
JSimp and JMay are back (INO)
Ellen licks Paula (JustJared)
Army Archerd ankles life (Gawker)
Courtney Love, Twit (Movieline)
Katie Price’s balls (HolyMoly)
It’s Miller Time! (UKPopSugar)
Journalism floods the zone (SeriouslyOMG)
Jimmy Fallon on a hot and bothered Robert Pattinson (TenGossip)
Oh no, O’Day (Websters)
Here are My Imaginary Boyfriend III, Fiat heir Lapo Elkann and his girlfriend, Bianca Brandolini d’Adda, two of the Official Beautiful Young (Rich) Things enjoying un apres-midi d’un fall in Washington Square Park, New York City:
Well, that’s ONE way to fly under the kidnappers’ radar. All they need is the Olsen Twins and they’ll have enough for a spirited a round of Homeless or Hipster.
