The name is Flanders. Ned Flanders.

hav u s33n my slp? thk gd i w0re br33fz

Forget something, honey? Oh well, we can’t blame you; Josh Harnett apparently has a thing for Di-alikes.

Love the hat, but the Grizzly Adams facial hair and cheap, undersized jacket do nothing to improve the view. And the jeans, come to think of it; they must all come off RIGHT NOW!

Our hunk for Hump Day this week is my secret boyfriend, the hunkalicious Pivert, who only hopes and prays you buy his excuse why he couldn’t perform in your Off-Off-Off-Off Broadway play.

Brad Pitt’s slippage (AgentBedhead)

The Triumph of DJ AM’s (no)Will (AmyGrindhouse)

Twilight Tix Rising (BusyBeeBlogger)

Levi to remove his Levis (CeleBitchy)

on a double bill with LiLo? (CelebritySmack)

Blanchett beaned! (HolyMoly)

Halle Berry baby 2.0 (DailyStab)

Japan’s first lady just as nutty as the rest of Japan (Gawker)

The annunciation of St. Shiloh (DListed)

Lily Allen’s not paranoid at all (EvilBeet)

Rachel Zoe photographed in proximity to food (INO)

Michael Jackson’s lost son? (JustJared)

Jennifer Connelly is a monster (MovieLine)

Madonna goes down! (UKPopSugar)

Heigl suspended! (SeriouslyOMG)

Courtney Cox=Cougar Power (ASL)

Jensen Ackles as a child (TenGossip)

Colbert! In! Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace! (Websters)

Rebecca Gayheart (whom I have to stop confusing with Portia de Rossi now, don’t I, or Ellen will be mad) knows how to handle reputation management:

1. attend baby showers where you will sit beside pretty, famous friends who are still somewhat heavier than you because they’re, you know, pregnant.
2. be photographed smiling broadly leaving said baby showers
3. fashionable heels and this year’s bag at all times
4. enormous shades just in case of tragic mascara overspill
5. be sure to sport an oversized version of the nightie you brought for the new baby. It’s just good manners.

Kate Walsh, however, chose the onesie:

No, honestly, what about the schoolgirl bangs?