It’s true what Glinda says: so purty you almost forget he’s a bit of a douchenozzle.
Rob Zombie’s Where the Wild Things Are (AgentBedhead)
Corey Feldman’s back on the market, ladies! (AmyGrindhouse)
James Franco must not be a REAL Italian (BusyBeeBlogger)
Back to the Eurasian Orphan Emporium for Tomkat (CeleBitchy)
World’s worst toupee? (CelebritySmack)
Pete Wentz is a marked man (EvilBeet)
Jimmy Kimmel, claws out (GabbyBabble)
Rosielina? J’Odonnell? (INO)
Hamthrax in Hollywood (Movieline)
Craig Ferguson joins the Navy (SeriouslyOMG)
Anjelica Huston and Charlotte Rampling may not be consuming tobacco at the moment, but they certainly know how to smoulder; add Catherine Deneuve to this duo and you’d have a three-alarm fire.
And yes, I have been reading old Walter Monheit columns, why do you ask?
No, I have no idea who he is, but he’s obviously got a better publicist than me if he’s getting invited to movie premieres.
Blinged-Out Mister Rogers Reporting for Duty! Won’t you be my homeboy?
Katy Perry is a robot fondling sex-toy collector (AgentBedhead)
Kardashibarbie is 29 again! (AmyGrindhouse)
Vancouver invaded by stick insect (BusyBeeBlogger)
Lil Wayne to Big House (CelebritySmack)
Nicole Kidman’s new, improved face testifies (CeleBitchy)
Marilyn Manson Adriana Lima for Givenchy (DailyStab)
Stone cold (CityRag)
The greatest cover version of all (Crunk+Disorderly)
HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY Y’ALL!!!!1! (DListed)
Hollywood heartlessly tosses new mom to the street (GabbyBabble)
It’s mutual, Gaga! (INO)
It’s a New Moon and a glimpse of wereweenie (Movieline)
RIP Soupy Sales (SeriouslyOMG)
Separated at birth? Lilo and DoVer (Websters)