Caroline Wozniacki screams in agony at the sudden realization that she’s wearing head-to-toe 80′s LA Gear.

It’s true what Glinda says: so purty you almost forget he’s a bit of a douchenozzle.

Rob Zombie’s Where the Wild Things Are (AgentBedhead)

Corey Feldman’s back on the market, ladies! (AmyGrindhouse)

James Franco must not be a REAL Italian (BusyBeeBlogger)

Back to the Eurasian Orphan Emporium for Tomkat (CeleBitchy)

World’s worst toupee? (CelebritySmack)

Gordon Ramsay experiences pain, a generation of sous chefs yell, “TELL me about it!” (DailyStab)

Gore Vidal destroys a potentially lucrative career as a childcare professional (Gawker)

Pete Wentz is a marked man (EvilBeet)

Jimmy Kimmel, claws out (GabbyBabble)

Rosielina? J’Odonnell? (INO)

Twihards about to blow their stack if RPattz is a free agent (UKPopSugar)

Hamthrax in Hollywood (Movieline)

Craig Ferguson joins the Navy (SeriouslyOMG)

But IS this, in fact, IT? (ASL)

Anjelica Huston and Charlotte Rampling may not be consuming tobacco at the moment, but they certainly know how to smoulder; add Catherine Deneuve to this duo and you’d have a three-alarm fire.

And yes, I have been reading old Walter Monheit columns, why do you ask?

Spanish Singer Pasion Vega grins with joy as she demonstrates the great advantage of a wrapped, Grecian bodice: when it’s time to dance, you can just tuck your Judith Leiber in beside your implants and boogie worry-free.

Look, Mademoiselle! No hands!

On the one hand, you can be overly matchy:

On the other…

Japan Fashion week has a lot to answer for, most particularly the following, featured in the Dirndl Meets Kimono event:

The creampuff as maternity dress.

Baba Yaga’s fierce new makeover. Derelictious!

The Flower Power Kimono; looks like something the PowerPuff Girls would wear out of the shower.

The last of the Andrews Sisters blows a kiss to excited fans as orderlies guide her from the bingo hall to her pied-a-terre at the Las Vegas Memorial Home for the Terminally Career-Dead.

No, I have no idea who he is, but he’s obviously got a better publicist than me if he’s getting invited to movie premieres.

Blinged-Out Mister Rogers Reporting for Duty! Won’t you be my homeboy?

Katy Perry is a robot fondling sex-toy collector (AgentBedhead)

Kardashibarbie is 29 again! (AmyGrindhouse)

Vancouver invaded by stick insect (BusyBeeBlogger)

Lil Wayne to Big House (CelebritySmack)

Nicole Kidman’s new, improved face testifies (CeleBitchy)

Marilyn Manson Adriana Lima for Givenchy (DailyStab)

Stone cold (CityRag)

Appearances to the contrary, Dennis Quaid is NOT old and busted (EvilBeet)

The greatest cover version of all (Crunk+Disorderly)

HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY Y’ALL!!!!1! (DListed)

Hollywood heartlessly tosses new mom to the street (GabbyBabble)

It’s mutual, Gaga! (INO)

It’s a New Moon and a glimpse of wereweenie (Movieline)

Johnny Depp, a guitar, a sweaty tee, and what was I saying again???? (UKPopSugar)

RIP Soupy Sales (SeriouslyOMG)

Separated at birth? Lilo and DoVer (Websters)