Post-Friday Caption Contest
By raincoasterThe less said about my Friday the better. Because I couldn’t remember most of it if I tried. Note to self: next time, set client meetings in coffee shops, not pubs. Particularly if they start at 9am.
Announcement of last week’s winner coming soon. In the meantime, here’s Rihanna airing out her bits at the Jean Paul Gaultier show. Do your best/worst in the comments section:
October 3rd, 2009 at 9:50 pm
“And he tore it here when he slammed my head into the dashboard . . . .”
October 3rd, 2009 at 10:09 pm
“It was a perfectly normal suit until I called Liz Hurley a cougar and then, wham! The claws came out.”
October 3rd, 2009 at 10:23 pm
“So I told Hugh Jackman ‘Of course you can come back to bed, but next time take off the damn suit!’.
“The stitches come out in no time at all! Damn child labourers and their sloppy standards.”
“And just under here is the valve to inflate them. Isn’t that cute?”
October 4th, 2009 at 11:42 am
My prrrreeeeeccccciiioooouuuuuussssss….
October 4th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Come on, wake up … wake up … anybody got an ice cube?
October 4th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
I wonder how much attention I would get if I Justin Tumberlaked myslelf…
October 4th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
“I wonder if I’m showing enough boob… I don’t want that entertainment reporter to call me ‘Prince’ again.”
October 4th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Aw shoot I forgot that ornament again. And i really need some press.
October 5th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Rihanna coos some words of affection to Robespierre, her new Thimble Poodle. It’s smaller than a Teacup Poodle and you don’t need a purse to carry it around with you.
Side note, that lady has some really long fingers even without the nails.
October 5th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Sometimes God attains perfection, but designers who think they are God do not.