Ayyyy!

Isn’t Lacey Schwimmer a consummate professional?

Here she is at the Dizzy Feet benefit, posing gamely with Lance Bass despite an apparently-painful, desperate need to find the washroom.

It could be worse, puppy. Instead of performing in the Pet-a-Porter fashion show at Harrods, you could be fighting for your life in a mall somewhere in the US.

Here’s a pic of apparent-first-black-lumberjack-in-history and recording artist Ludacris, at South Cobb Hill High School in Austell, Georgia to give out food for needy families in the area.

Which is laudable of him and his parents should be proud, etc, etc, but I really just used because it has a celebrity in it and sets up the following pic really well.

I have no idea who that woman is, but she’s now officially Miss Ayyyy Thanksgiving 2009. And if she can be persuaded to give me that hat, she might have a lock on the title for next year as well…

Back to celebrities, doing the mandatory “pose with the bling” thing.

Yes, let us all pause and take a moment to give thanks for public figures who know how to dress and behave in public. Unlike most of the others on this blog.

Sharon Stone’s friend Eileen Mitzman proves that crazy celebrities really DO have a meaningful function in society: to make the rest of us look sooooo much smarter and more chic by comparison.

I just knew that Black Eyed Pea couldn’t have come up with that move on her own.

If she didn’t steal it from Katie back in ‘96, she got it from Madonna, any time in the last 30 years.

Ladies and Gentlemen, what the HAY-ELL?

Who knew she was Japanese?

Oh, Bobby, my sweet, crazy Tinkerbell-on-crack sidekick-to-be, how long must you roam the red carpet seeking a new sun to orbit? Don’t you know you can find me right here? But don’t bother coming unless you’re bringing that headress. They’ll love it down at the coffee shop!

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