Seems like we scared off the Twihards, who didn’t dare blaspheme their golden couple in the comments. But that never stopped us! We’ve got a winnah!

minky Says:
November 18th, 2009 at 1:50 pm

Worst karaoke version of “Stumblin’ In” ever.

Congrats and imaginary swag to minky! Surely the powers that be will grant me no more appropriate moment in which to bust out the Alfonso Ribeiro/Carleton Banks Breaking and Popping How to Breakdance video:

They say the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, and this is one of the straightest lines we’ve ever seen.

How can this be anything but WIN, unless you’re RPattz’s parents, that is?

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I was about to snark on this when I realized it’s actually the PERFECT remedy to a bad hair/face day. Although not so great for cocktails, unless you’ve got a very long straw.

Everyone was vastly relieved when Cassie said she only had to go through half a round of chemo.

In olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking…

but now, God knows, anything goes.

Here are Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, the smelliest sex symbol in the world, asking YOU to give it your best shot in the comments.

Well, now that you mention it, it does make your ass look fat.