Lady Gaga is world-famous for her killer outfits. This one, for instance, caused a paparazzo to fatally infarct on Monday night. I guess that’s what you call knocking ‘em dead?

There’s only one problem with Bette Midler’s outfit:

Are we entirely sure this is a costume? The Divine Miss M is, of course, a creature of such preternatural glamour that this is probably just something she threw on to pick up the newspaper.

Annie Leibovitz, on the other hand,

went as the Ghost of Homeless Halloweens Future.

…one’s guest wears the same colour as one’s imperial sash. One wishes to sneak out the back and change, if not for one’s consort drawing attention by shamelessly mugging for one’s paparazzi.