The lovely and talented and apparently somewhat conflicted Catherine Zeta Jones shows off her multifaceted personality with this luxe ensemble: Beverly Hills matron on top, slutty Aspen stockbroker below.

Concerned parent Hugh Jackman shows New York dads how to use a small Australian child as a protective shield during the East’s increasingly bloody snowball wars.

Now I know where they get the expression “nippy.”

Honestly, the 3-D Commando Look I could almost ignore; it’s the fake-ballerina tights that are unforgivable!

Here are a couple of snaps from the long-awaited, happy reunion of the Spelling family.

You think it’s easy being a style icon? You’d be bloody depressed, too, if you had to fell, skin, and stitch your own pantaloons before getting dressed each day.

It’s how you use it! Here tiny Euro Lapo (Baggins) Elkann works it on the dance floor, protected by the towering bulk of his girlfriend, Bianca Brandolini d’Adda.

Le Sigh. Could he be more perfect? Not only is he a hottie billionaire, but he’s small enough to fit in a standard carry-on!

And then there’s the one that picked out that hat…

Danish citizen and former upstate New York resident Viggo Mortensen shows cultural sensitivity in Montreal, supporting the Canadiens and introducing the hockey game in flawless English and (Quebec-accented) French.

Yes, he IS perfect.

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So…that’s ONE then. (AmyGrindhouse)

Madonna, you’re no Debbie Harry (CeleBitchy)

Eddie Izzard is awesome, insane (BusyBeeBlogger)

Audience in Wonderland (PopBytes)

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Delusional junkie calls Frances Bean Cobain a liar (CelebritySmack)

The real reason Chris Brown beat Rihanna? (HolyMoly)

Molegate! (PopEater)

Dear Kellan Lutz (TenGossip)

God hates Tori Spelling (LitelySalted)

Nicole Kidman has a lot to hide (SeriouslyOMG)

Street style suckage of 2009 (PopSugar)

Hot Tub Time Machine: the reality (Movieline)

Hugh and Daniel are big money gypsies (JustJared)

Diddy ‘dopted (INO)

Diddy waxed (INeedMyFix)

Miss Piggy on the Tiger Woods scandale (EvilBeet)

Santa hates Octomom (DListed)

My Imaginary Boyfriend doesn’t mind working with Tina Fey (Gawker)