Friday Caption Contest: Candace Bergen Edition
By raincoasterYes, ladies, gentlemen, and the undecided, it’s back! Please, please, no squealing!
And if we keep our shizz together we may even post who won the last one.
For now, here is your lawful prey, the lovely and talented Miss Candace Bergen. Captions in the comments, like always. Putting them on Facebook isn’t going to win you any imaginary swag!











January 22nd, 2010 at 11:03 pm
Zsa Zsa Gabor shows off her new face as she displays the box she keeps the old ones in.
January 23rd, 2010 at 8:50 am
The new hostess of Romper Room was rather terrifying.
January 24th, 2010 at 12:30 pm
I’m looking. Lay off it. That bitch from Narnia is in here somewhere, I know it. I’ll find her. Wait – what? My face won’t freeze this way. That’s a crock of shit.
January 27th, 2010 at 5:52 pm
Like Pinocchio in reverse, Candice Bergen is succumbing to her father’s spell and becoming an exaggerated wooden puppet version of her human self.