Ayyyy!

It seems hardly anybody wants to make fun of beloved Hollywood icon Candace Bergen, despite the fact that her biggest role was as a self-described Bitch On Wheels. Or maybe everyone’s just still afraid of her! In any case, we have chosen our winner:

Paige Says:
January 24th, 2010 at 12:30 pm

I’m looking. Lay off it. That bitch from Narnia is in here somewhere, I know it. I’ll find her. Wait – what? My face won’t freeze this way. That’s a crock of shit.

That is such a note-perfect rendition of Murphy Brown, the woman after whom I’ve modeled my own character (such as it is) that there was no question about this decision. Well, maybe only one: what happens when Paige and Gemdiva go head to head? It’ll be comment section Thunderdome!

And now, to the imaginary swag. When we have a real budget, we’ll give away real swag, but in the meantime blackmailing celebrities doesn’t pay nearly as well as I was led to believe, so here we are. And here is our hypothetical award: a real (fierce) Yves Saint Laurent pantsuit. If Murphy had worn these more often and wash-’n-wear suits less often, Hilary Clinton would never have dared go out in public so frumpy; it’s true. It’s a FACT.

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