Yes, ladies, gentlemen, and the undecided, it’s back! Please, please, no squealing!

And if we keep our shizz together we may even post who won the last one.

For now, here is your lawful prey, the lovely and talented Miss Candace Bergen. Captions in the comments, like always. Putting them on Facebook isn’t going to win you any imaginary swag!

I’m sorry, honey, but if your earrings have to tell us, you aren’t. Spanish singer Bebe demonstrates an ambitious accessory policy at the Madrid premiere of Nine.

Here we see heir to the British Throne His Royal Highness Prince Charles Philip Arthur George, Prince of Wales, KG, KT, GCB, OM, AK, QSO, PC, ADC, Earl of Chester, Duke of Cornwall, Duke of Rothesay, Earl of Carrick, Baron of Renfrew, Lord of the Isles and Prince and Great Steward of Scotland presenting medals to soldiers of the famed and historic Black Watch. Which points up two things:

one, that the Black Watch has abandoned the wearing of Black Watch, and

two, that if we can see him the camo doesn’t work very well!

Which reminds me of the time I was walking down The Drive and saw this guy dressed head to toe in camo. Camo shoes, pants, jacket, tee, hat, and backpack. I deliberately bumped into him and said, “Oh, sorry. I didn’t see you.”

He didn’t get it.

The Revenge of Coco (Gawker)

Quentin Tarantino to helm Conan flick (AgentBedhead)

Neil Patrick Harris shares a touching moment with Mickey Rourke (Lolebrity)

Old Friends (AmyGrindhouse)

Sig Hell! (BusyBeeBlogger)

Putting the “Brit” in Britney (CeleBitchy)

Finally, someone impresses Simon Cowell (CelebritySmack)

Golden gobs (HolyCandy)

Angel Falls to Earth (this is not a repeat from Paradise Lost) (INeedMyFix)

Hilary Duff, Garbo impersonator (JustJared)

Ice this old qualifies as glacial, no? (UKPopSugar)

Not enough Cthulhu! (Movieline)

The Cupcake of Doom (Crunk&Disorderly)

Lindsay Lohan embarks on a new career (DListed)

Martha Stewart goes pole hog (EvilBeet)

Jay, even the angry lesbians are against you now. Surrender before you get maimed (GabbyBabble)

Re-assemble your celebrity (INO)

Silly girl, anyone could tell her it’s not the size; it’s how you use it!

A model at Hong Kong Fashion Week shows off the latest looks from the Hogwarts Derelicte collection. Other looks showcased the latest from 3M’s Post-Tits line.

Mr. Seizler gets schooled by HSH Princess Stephanie of Monaco at the 34th International Circus Festival in Monte-Carlo.

Later that night after the obligatory Champagne, audience members found themselves asking themselves ou sont les pink elephants d’antan?

Oh, hang on. I think I remember that movie.

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