In the latest evidence of the brutal economic downturn, Project Runway judges Michael Kors, Nina Garcia and Tim Gunn have been forced onto the streets, hoping to earn enough from busking (“That look needs help, darling. Spare a fifty for some styling advice?”) and the occasional hand hemming job to keep themselves fed (theoretically) and clothed.

Apple Tablets Revealed! (Lolebrity)

The latest on Channing Tatum’s boyparts (AgentBedhead)

JLoHew is Bedazzled (AmyGrindhouse)

Megan Fox in her element (BusyBeeBlogger)

American Idiots (CeleBitchy)

Wyclef Jean’s Haiti video (CelebritySmack)

Marky Mark 5.0 (DailyStab)

RIP Spaghetti-O’s (DListed)

Michael C. Hall has Hodgkin’s (JustJared)

Naughty, naughty! (Movieline)

Rihanna: say W? (PopSugar)

Courtney Love has strange body growths (LitelySalted)

Publicity hound dogs dead girl (INO)

Casey Johnson and Brittany Murphy: Obit Crit in an Age of Celebrity (raincoaster)

Gotta admire the flexibility of an actress who always looks pretty and ready to emote on-camera, take your order, or perform a spontaneous christening.

Look carefully: in this picture of a group of colorfully-costumed Japanese youths celebrating Coming of Age Day, there is one who is just a little bit different.

That’s right: the one in dark blue forgot her Bumpits.

The 80′s are, apparently, back. This could be a fatal combination: nosebleed 00′s heels that mean you can’t straighten your legs without falling down and acidwash jeans so tight you can’t bend your knees. Someone stop her before she goes Full 80′s.

Heading up the category of “about bloody time” here is the immortally sexy and always well-dressed (in absentminded Ivy League professor style) Sam Waterson, favorite of fanfic writers everywhere, getting his long-overdue star on the Walk of Fame.

Do your best/worst in the comments to caption this beauteous picture of feminine grace and win a fabulous, completely imaginary prize. And then you can click here and enter a contest with an ACTUAL physically real prize (sorry, greater LA area only).

Bill Gates on Manhunt? (raincoaster)

Mr Bean goes to the Spanish Parliament (Guardian)

Iran. Iran so far away (Gawker)

Guido 2.0 (Lolebrity)

Eli Roth hacked and attacked by 200 Mexicans (Twitter)

Remix Trent Reznor (AgentBedhead)

Ellen Photoshops her way into the AI lineup (AmyGrindhouse)

RPattz and KStew ambushed! (AllieIsWired)

Lilo is robbed! (BusyBeeBlogger)

Rihanna’s outfit slashed! (INeedMyFix)

Pete and Ashlee hack the paps (CelebritySmack)

Redmond O’Neal busted again (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Mariah Carey’s jewels cased (HolyCandy)

OctoDoc takes the rap (CeleBitchy)

Angel stops cougar attack (DListed)

Celebrities caught in action (CrazyDaysAndNights)

Mischa Barton turns hooker (DailyStab)

The LA Coroner is mystified (EvilBeet)

Sean Penn is a stooge (GabbyBabble)

Madonna takes the rap (INO)

Halle Berry hacked! (JustJared)

Gay blades Jim Carrey and Ewan MacGregor come out (Movieline)

JSimp’s hairy sitch (PopSugar)

More deets on the Bear Jew Werewolf Shark attack (TenGossip)

Joan Rivers is a threat to national security (LitelySalted)