I know, I know, I’m on an Olympic roll and it sucks for hits, but I live in Vangroover and cannot help it. Here’s something daintier than hockey spinsters and ski bums: a tantalizing taste of the fabulousness that is Ice Couture!

via Cvxn

Also, tonight we won in Ice Dancing, so Yay! Let’s have a rousing chorus of O Canada…metal-style.

And a little something for the Americans:

and a video straight from the studio of Tania Bass, Manhattan’s hottest ice couturier:

Or at least a sort of mouldy brown. But it’s so nice of him to come up with a crafts project the whole family can do with nothing more than old paper sacks and a stick figure.

I want Daphne Guinness’ Alexander McQueen outfit, and the invisible sword that presumably goes with it. And a moderately-sized vat of gin, STAT; this is a medical emergency. We lost to the US in an Olympic hockey game for the first time since 1960, and all of Canada is in bed, drunk and sobbing and holding on to it’s little Troll doll for dear life; all of Canada except me. Someone has to blog this pain away. I am in no mood to be trifled with, except perhaps by Hugh Jackman, and he should wear body armour just to be safe.

Alfred Hitchcock’s ultimate nightmare (Lolebrity)

Robert Pattinson is greased and ready! (AgentBedhead)

Jessica Simpson gets her mask on (AmyGrindhouse)

Jude Law, swordsman (BusyBeeBlogger)

Travis Barker’s boxing match aborted (CelebritySmack)

JLo misses hat trick (CeleBitchy)

Bag a king! (True/Slant)

Conan hits the road (DailyStab)

Dancesport according to Dita (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Hilary Duff teams with NHL Player (BricksAndStones)

Kate Moss, suited for action (DanasDirt)

Bigots! On! Ice! (Gawker)

Ice escapades with Johnny Weir (DListed)

Xtream Martial Arts Birthday Party? (EvilBeet)

The Champions! (INeedMyFix)

Ken Paves wins the Snatch and Grab (SeriouslyOMG)

The pairs event (UKPopSugar)

Canadian women’s team coach Melody Davidson lives the dream that is the femullet, otherwise known as Hockey Hair.

Jennifer Hudson hops on the femullet bandwagon (Bossip)

Batman and Robin share a touching moment (Lolebrity)

It takes two (rageaholics) to tango (MonkeySee)

Mickey Rourke’s pocket-sized bodyguard (HolyMoly)

Kristen Stewart? Or Lisa Marie Presley? (CeleBitchy)

Don’t sh*t on the Shat! (AgentBedhead)

League of Extraordinary International Douchebags (PopCrunch)

This makes the femullet look stylish (AmyGrindhouse)

Colin takes Firth place (INeedMyFix)

Regis Filbin is That Guy on Twitter (IBBB)

Adam Lambert’s girlfriend? (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Okay, so it’s not a fashion pic per se. Still, who’s complaining about the view?

Do your best/worst in the comments to explain what excuse Sweden’s Marcus Hellner has for being the last man standing at the finish line of the Men’s 30km Cross-Country Event.

By the way, from a purely self-interested, non-medal standpoint, the Dutch are completely walking away with this Olympics. Heineken House is THE party house (an amazing achievement, given that it’s in sleepy Richmond suburbia), they have the hottest athletes (even if they are dressed like cartoon characters), and they also take the gold medal for attitude.

Several of you braved the terrifying spectacle of this Eighties icon risen anew, and captioned, and captioned well. But, just as in a catfight, there can be only one winner.

Jeannette Says:
February 14th, 2010 at 4:09 am

Blake said those curtains were useless. Well, nobody makes a fool of Alexis.

Darn tootin’! And now, to the presentation of the fabulous imaginary swag. Our 80′s themed hypothetical trophy for this week: a genuine Bob Mackie silk velvet burnout tunic, just the thing to wear for scratching the eyeballs out of your romantic rivals.

Bonus catfight, for old time’s sake:

Kelly Osbourne, having tried every other look under the sun, goes back to her roots: Neanderthal.

You just know Patrick “Dandy” McDonald is thinking “well someone around here has to be fierce!”