What do you think she’s trying to say with this look? Put it in the comments and win fabulous, completely imaginary prizes!

Not for nothing is Vanessa Redgrave known as one of the most fearless actors in the world. Indeed, braving the misguided scorn of antiquated fussbudgets everywhere she boldly wears white shoes long before Memorial Day.

Indeed, we here in Canuckistan don’t even have Memorial Day, so presumably our antiquated fussbudgets can never wear white shoes.

Sure, Cusack, you can try to date younger, but it won’t do you any good. Dude, you are SO about to be shot down. The petite costar here demonstrates that you’re never too young to master the stink-eye.

Glee for Yu and Yu for Glee? (TrueSlant)

Make it official! (TheManolo)

The War on Boobies! (ManoloForTheBigGirls)

Shrekalikes! (TeenyManolo)

Balls! (ManoloForTheBrides)

Kinkier than a Snuggie (ManoloHome)

Justin Bieber nipple slip! (Lolebrity)

Courtney not Loved by Gwen Stefani (AgentBedhead)

Sandra Bullock stealth baby (AmyGrindhouse)

Jessica Alba is handsy (BusyBeeBlogger)

Don’t worry, Rielle, everybody else does (CeleBitchy)

Gleecap (CelebrityBeehive)

Randy Quaid avoids stay at government-run “hotel” (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Lame duck quacks (CelebritySmack)

Grandma does the View (CojoStyle)

Matt Damon breeds! (DailyStab)

NOT one of Gayle King’s favorite things (Gawker)

Drunk and high is no way to go through life but WAITAMINIT ALEXANDER MCQUEEN (EvilBeet)

If Jack and Jackie were still around, this would have killed them off (HaveUHeard)

John Cleese is not an ATM (INeedMyFix)

Heidi Klum is NOT a freak (JustJared)

Well, perhaps not Roman Polanski (MovieLine)

RPattz is back in town (UKPopSugar)

It’s Coco Chanel! Congrats to abdabs, who was the first to guess correctly. The poor woman didn’t keep her looks as she aged, but as she was known to remark, she earned every line and lived large before single women were allowed to live even moderately.

Don’t mess with Coco, yo!

Alex O’Loughlin remains perfectly still, terrified lest that thing on Jennifer Lopez’s head become angered and pour forth a swarm of stinging insects.

Farther down the red carpet, it appears that Kerry Katona needs to pee.

The formal jumpsuit: never a good idea when liquids may be consumed.

Why not? Let’s just give it up for the Monday madman of the week:i n this case, Brian Atene’s nuttiness.

Otherwise:

Courtney does not Love this (AgentBedhead)

GPal pummeled. (AmyGrindhouse)

Sam Taylor Has a Woody (CeleBitchy)

Amy Winehouse is a boob (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Jesse James is de-dadded (CelebritySmack)

Let’s play a game. I think you can tell from the title how it goes. Here’s our celebrity: put your guesses in the comments. I’ll put up the answer tomorrow, unless John Cusack or Viggo Mortensen swing by and make me an offer I am not inclined to refuse. The only clue I’ll give you is that this person, despite the below, has not gone down in history as a looker. Obviously it’s time we rectified this injustice!

UPDATED: okay, okay, I guess I’ll give you another hint: look around Ayyyy and see what we usually blog about. This celebrity is from that particular nexus of celebrity and fashion. She’s not some boring old do-gooder!

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It’s confession time, my friends: I have never really gotten the point of Selma Blair. She’s on the Best Dressed list, but haven’t you always suspected it’s more because Graydon Carter has a crush on her than for anything particularly noteworthy she’s done in the style department? Why did Yves Saint Laurent decide to make her a wedding dress? What IS “Selma Blair style?” Sadly, these questions must remain unanswered for now, but one question HAS been answered: Is is possible to wear the Bad Girl look without looking like a bisexual roadie for The Donnas?

Yes. Barely. This is the Bad Girl look done right; pants, not leggings, what was it they said, tight enough to show you’re a woman and loose enough to show you’re a lady? The makeup is All About Eyeliner, as it should be, and the hair looks unfussy even if it took her hours to get it that way.

Kate Moss would have worn this without a shirt. Lindsay Lohan would have worn this without pants. Agyness Deyn would have worn this with a hot pink, fluffy hat. Ladies, don’t make those mistakes: The Bad Girl look is not to be trifled with, and if you get it wrong, it will kick your ass.

Accompany with Eau Sauvage which you’ve swiped off the dresser of the Goldman Sachs banker you picked up last night, Farenheit you swiped out of the duffle bag of the Trustafarian “artist” in whose loft you crashed, or with Chanel No. 19, a women’s fragrance both unapologetically bonkable and unapologetically kickass.