Now this, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is a waste of effort. Because the actual function of a bustle is to add curves where there aren’t any by nature. Famously contrarian Twilight star Kristen Stewart, however, seems to have found one that makes her behind look even flatter than before. Um, congrats? You’re about to become the empowering inspiration for third-rate female impersonators around the globe.

The world has lost not only one of its great sculptors, but one of the last living avatars of those delightfully tarnished angels who used fashion with originality and humour, rather than allowing themselves to be used by it. There’s only Anna Piaggi and Daphne Guinness left now.

Louise: Say hi to Millicent Rogers and Isabella Blow for us; I’m SURE they’ll be happy to see you.

I dunno about this new accessory line from Pierre Cardin the master of perfume licensing and the go-go boot. I think he’s definitely lost touch with the world of accessories, don’t you?

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