Ayyyy!

Funny: it doesn’t look a damn thing like Britney!

Gaga me with a chainsaw

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Not exactly sure why she’s got that expression on her face: after all, the undead can’t see themselves in a mirror!

Zac Efron is ... um, sorry, what were you saying?

Yes, he’s legal, so sexually objectifying him is totally okay. In fact, in that outfit it may be mandatory.

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The no fro, yo

I suppose if we’re going to let white people have their Flock of Seagulls, we have to let black people have their No Fro; but then, what catchy music has this monstrosity ever been responsible for?

Scarlett Johannsson knows the worse the hair, the lower the neckline should be

Oh my. Oh my. At least she’s still got two things going for her.

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so is raincoaster (raincoaster)
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Don’t forget this week’s caption contest featuring two vegetables.

Well, this one was so bizarre that it inspired some really off-the-wall stuff, and we’ve finally chosen a winner:

Latterday Lenin Says:
July 17th, 2010 at 12:23 pm

Rind around the collar.

I really think there’s only one thing we can get first-time winner Latterday Lenin for his hypothetical prize: these coordinating French Fry Cufflinks from Amazon:

Eva Mendes can’t wait to get onstage at Comic Con and let everyone know that thanks to the miracle of modern couture her right breast is now able to pick up messages from the Tardis.