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NFL Style

Kurt Warner, Dancing With the Stars

Manolo says, here you see Kurt Warner, the retired football star quarterback looking schlumpy and unkempt in the appearance with his Dancing With the Stars partner, Anna Trebunskaya.

And here, the Manolo must ask, why?

Why do so many of the sports stars insist on appearing in the public looking as if they had just rolled out of the bed and put on the first thing they could find?

Are they not, most of them, physically fit millionaires, able to go to the decent tailor to achieve the adult look? Perhaps NFL Betting odds should be given not merely for the games won and lost, but also for who will make the annual best dressed and worst dressed lists.

Of the course, there are the exceptions….

The Golden Shoes of the Chad Ochocinco

Behold the golden shoes of the Cincinnati Bengals Chad Ochocinco!

And here, below, is the Mr. Ochocinco, who has also appeared on the Dancing with the Stars, in the absolutely gorgeous suit from Astor & Black

Chad Ochocinco in Astor & Black Three-Piece Suit

Three pieces, window-pane pattern and utterly transformative; the brash attention getting Ochocinco turned into the serious man of style.

So, the Kurt Warner should leave the untucked shirts, ill-fitting corduroy sports jackets, and work-a-day jeans to the hoi and the polloi, call up the Saville Row tailor and move to the Giants.

One Response to “NFL Style”

  1. klee November 9, 2010 at 10:00 pm #

    Oh my (fanning myself), Mr. Ocho, I do declare