Archive - March, 2011

Saturday Caption Contest Results: Elizabeth Taylor Edition

You remember our captionable pic from last week? It’s time to announce our winner:

Elizabeth Taylor will have none of your crap
Elizabeth Taylor will have none of your crap
Bunk Strutts March 27, 2011 at 2:55 am
For all her foibles, Liz Taylor set the standard for cosmetic digital amputation.

Congratulations and imaginary digital swag to Bunk Strutts! For his prize, we’ll award him the Cherry figurine from Grindhouse, machine gun leg and all.

And don't give her any sass

And don't give her any sass

Hump Day Hunk Links: Leonard Nimoy, Birthday Boy!

It's true, everyone loves a bad boy in a leather jacket

It's true, everyone loves a bad boy in a leather jacket

Happy 80th Birthday to Leonard Freaking Nimoy! You’ll always be a week and a day younger than William Shatner!

Now I think I’ll carefully sip a thimbleful of Romulan Ale in his honour.

Gramps Gets Down! (raincoaster)

This is why the pinkos never win (Lolebrity)

The Eternal Question: Mugler edition (Ayyyy)

Sophia Loren tries out a new look (ManoloFood)

That’s my dating life sorted then! (AgentBedhead)

Blind Item Egoist! Let me guess: Prince Philip? (BusyBeeBlogger)

It’s a dog’s life. Meanwhile, I stay in Motel 6 (CelebDirtyLaundry)

It’s Tween vs Tween! (CelebritySmack)

Angelina to step into Dame Elizabeth’s sandals (CelebVIPLounge)

Sean Penn gets made over (CityRag)

Khloe Kardashian Kovers Kosmopolitan (DailyStab)

Reese Witherspoon calls RPattz a dirty, dirty boy (EarSucker)

Lilo doesn’t look a day over 40 (FitFabCeleb)

James Franco: we get the public intellectuals we deserve (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Preppy label amputates model’s arm! (HaveUHeard)

Britney, Jackass, the jokes write themselves (HollywoodHiccups)

Do YOU have what it takes to be a Torontonian? (INeedMyFix)

Kingston Rossdale is a playa! (MathewGuiver)

Enrique can’t out-diva Britney (PoorBritney)

Thar’s gold in them thar hills alive with the sound of music (PopEater)

Judge Judy’s oral issue (Radar)

Now HERE Is some decorative royalty! (SwoonWorthy)

Tom and Katie have a time machine, apparently (TheSkinnyChic)

So Liv Tyler and Jimmy Fallon get in a time machine… (SeriouslyOMG)

 

The Eternal Question: Mugler edition

Socialite Diane Brill at 1987 Fashion Oscar Awards

Diane Brill makes an ass of herself in Mugler

Yes, it does, Diane. Yes, it does.

Alert the Media

Selita Ebanks is still trying to work it, even if you can't see it

Selita Ebanks is still trying to work it, even if you can't see it

Selita Ebanks, Victoria’s Secret undergotchie model, is enormously proud of herself. Today, she learned to dress herself like a big girl in Grade One. JUST like that.

And now it’s time to look at some better-dressed celebrities, including Britney. YES BRITNEY.

You can’t walk, but maybe you can fly? (Lolebrity)

It floats! It floats! (ManoloFood)

Take the lid off! There’s nowhere to go but up! (Ayyyy)

The latest instant celebrity crawled his way to the top (raincoaster)

The Easter Bunny’s terrible secret (AgentBedhead)

Down to Earth with some Real Housewives (BusyBeeBlogger)

We all know how you feel, mom (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Respecting your elders depends on them being respectable (CelebritySmack)

ScarJo doubles up, Dates down (CelebVIPlLounge)

Mariah Carey’s beautiful body butterfly! Happiness! And unicorns! (DailyStab)

Happy news: they might both go away! (EarSucker)

The higher the hair, the closer to God (FitFabCeleb)

If she dated Tom Cruise maybe they’d drive each other sane? (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Free bling! Duh, what are you waiting for? FREE BLING! (HaveUHeard)

Cancer Kid 1, Celebrity Chef 0 (HollywoodHiccups)

Rickey Gervais and Johnny Depp and a bunch of little people walk into a bar… (INeedMyFix)

Beyonce and her dad are just one big happy family (MathewGuiver)

The world’s most exquisite Britney impersonator (PoorBritney)

The US men’s soccer team has superpowers! (Swoonworthy)

The real Britney is looking good (TheSkinny)

I think we found the Bronx Zoo Cobra (TheSkinnyChic)

 

 

Fashion Victim, UK Edition

Shawn is a Superglue fan no more

Shawn is a Superglue fan no more

This is just exactly the story they had in mind when they coined the phrase “alcohol may have been involved.” Shawn Murtagh was invited to a fancy dress party and got the bright idea to superglue this cute topper to his head, as the eyelash glue wasn’t quite cutting it. Suddenly, hairbands don’t look quite so foolish.

Stephen and Stephen say howdy to emo links

Stephen and Stephen

Stephen and Stephen

I’m in quite a mood lately, so getting through the gossip links today is gonna take a double.

If this doesn’t fix the situation in Japan, nothing will (raincoaster)

Hello. My name is Harry Potter. Prepare to die. (Lolebrity)

Saturday Caption Contest: Elizabeth Taylor Edition (Ayyyy)

Rachel Ray’s hideous secret (ManoloFood)

Whoopi Goldberg is out to destroy your sanity (AgentBedhead)

Happy Birthday, AntiChrist! (BusyBeeBlogger)

Kim Kardashian will DESTROY you, Nightlife! (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Madonna will KILL MALAWI BABIES! (CeleBitchy)

This unspeakable monstrosity is a harbinger of APOCALYPSE! (DListed)

The AntiChrist is ready for his closeup! (DailyStab)

One lone hero against the Great Satan (FitFabCeleb)

because domestic abuse is great for ratings (EvilBeet)

The Four Hipsters of the Apocalypse? (GirlsTalkinSmack)

The Whoar! of Babylon (HaveUHeard)

RIP DJ Megatron (HollywoodHiccups)

Proud Parents of the End Times (INeedMyFix)

Remember how awesome people used to be? Yeah, well now they’re not. (PopBytes)

Kate Moss looks bad. Hell froze over after all (TheSkinny)

Apparently, time is now flowing backwards (TheSkinnyChic)

Here are the troubadours of Apocalypse (SeriouslyOMG)

 

Double Trouble!

This cougar's dreams have all just come true

This crazy cougar's dreams have all just come true

Meet Larry, who’s lived most everywhere, From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.

But Gary’s only seen the sights a guy can see from Brooklyn Heights

– What a crazy pair!
But they’re cousins, Identical cousins all the way.

One pair of matching bookends, Different as night and day.

Where Larry adores a minuet, The Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette,

Our Gary loves to rock and roll, A hot dog makes him lose control

– What a wild duet!
Still, they’re cousins, Identical cousins and you’ll find,

They laugh alike, they walk alike,

At times they even talk alike

– You can lose your mind, When cousins are two of a kind.

Saturday Caption Contest: Elizabeth Taylor Edition

Go on and do what you do best in the comments:

Elizabeth Taylor will have none of your crap

Elizabeth Taylor will have none of your crap

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