Don’t forget to enter this week’s chillen-themed Caption Contest with Sunny Suri Cruise and her handler.
Here are some back-issue winners and their fabulous, completely imaginary prizes:
DVF is a birdbrain
April 7, 2011 at 12:02 am
Diane von Furstenberg models a Thanksgiving hat from her Autumn/Winter 2011 collection
Congrats and imaginary swag to lali, a first-time winner. To celebrate her mighty triumph, we virtually present the Oscar de la Renta Feather Cashmere/Silk Knit Top. Hopefully it’s her size.
Next up, we have everybody’s favorite Dorothy Parker channeler/Galactic and Hollywood princess, Carrie Fisher, looking like Ozzie Osbourne losing big at an online casino.
Carrie, Fisher of souls
April 9, 2011 at 8:37 am
Dang, no Force Lightning this time either.
Kudos and imaginary swag to dr nic! To commemorate
his her momentous triumph, we hypothetically present the entirely virtual and presumably protective against imaginary forces chainmail bandana and a whack of lightsaber lessons with New York Jedi.
Finally, we have our Zeta female, Catherine Zeta-Jones, looking like she’s starring in the softcore version of Zardoz (I’d watch that, provided they didn’t pair her with the 70-something Sean Connery).
Catherine Zeta-Jones starred
Frontier Former Editor
April 16, 2011 at 6:35 am
“To access your T-Mobile account information, press star star . . . .”
We’ll just give him a moment to collect himself. Sometimes men come unglued in the presence of true star power.
Better? Okay, to FFE, a returning champ, we hypothetically present the very Zeta-Jonesworthy weapon of mass destruction, the Flos Table Gun Table Lamp.