Archive - December, 2011

Happy New Year’s from Ayyyy!

Bye Bye 2011, Hello there 2012

Bye Bye 2011, Hello there 2012

Say goodbye to 2011 and HelLO SAILOR to 2012! It can’t possibly suck ass as hard as last year, can it?

2011

2011

I’ll be enjoying a quiet night at home by the fire, and maybe a little hot tubbing with my imaginary boyfriend later. You?

Marilyn is hot

Marilyn is hot

Mrs. Brown’s Bad Brazilian: Bring the Brain Bleach

How I love the interwebs. You could just be minding your own business, trawling the celebusphere for evidence of poor accessorizing amongst the Kardashian Klan when suddenly, you’re confronted with the world’s most compelling BEFORE picture: stark evidence that while our fascination with glamour may result in some remarkable transformations, that these do not come without pain or their share of ugliness.

On that note, let me present to you what has been described as “the funniest skit in tv history,” Mrs Brown’s Bikini Wax from RTÉ Television in Ireland.

Looks like a dead badger on flypaper.

Hump Day Hunk: Adrien Brody’s Blues Edition

Adrien Brody is Blue

Adrien Brody is Blue

Adrien, I don’t know what the new look is doing for you, but it’s certainly coloured my perception of you. Still not getting you a gig on Avatar II: Avatarded.

Discreet Objects of Desire

Every now and then the interwebs show you something so breathtakingly perfect that you have to stop cold and simply admire in silent awe.

Douglas Fairbanks Jr

Douglas Fairbanks Jr

Ahem.

I refer, of course, to this little item featured by Bergdorf Goodman’s Tumblr.

DFJR's lighter

DFJR's lighter

I don’t even smoke and yet I stand in awe of this marvelous little hunk of machined metal. It is a thing of beauty and a joy forever and, if you Santa finds he can’t quite deliver the items on my list (Julian Assange in brown leather jeans and handcuffs) he should know that Douglas Fairbanks Jr’s lighter would be an acceptable substitute. As would Douglas Fairbanks Jr!

Past. Tense.

Dolly Parton is a little uptight

Dolly Parton is a little uptight

It’s the strangest thing: of all the words in the world used to describe Dolly Parton’s wardrobe, “Uptight” is the last that should come to mind. That was, of course, before she appeared in public in this Wicked Witch of the West as Biker Stripper outfit. If the foundation garments rupture, it’ll ruin the Higgs Boson experiment.

What a tit.

what a tit

what a tit

Sure. It makes total sense to me. She’s the wife of an executive at Rovio, which produces app juggernaut Angry Birds, and she just wanted to fly the flag for her husband’s company. Makes total sense.

But why is she wearing the pasty on the outside?

Bangin’

Bang on, Taylor Swift!

Bang on, Taylor Swift!

LOVE the hair, love the makeup, the shoes would be better if they fit and didn’t look so much like a stripper’s figure skates, and the dress is lovely.

However.

Worst. QuadraBoobie. Evar!

Friday Caption Contest: Adrian Grenier Edition

This comes to us via email from Friend of Ayyyy Raj from the heart of Vangroover. Do your best/worst to self-taught paparazzo Grenier in the comments section:

Adrian Grenier

Adrian Grenier

Oh and look, here’s Raj!

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