Today in Stupid Hair Trends, how about this one, my pet peeve: putting dark roots on natural blondes. I’ve sat next to Claire Danes, close enough to see her pores, and I guarantee you this woman does not naturally have brunette roots. She’s paying someone to paint them on, then bleach them out later when they grow out. Nothing, NOTHING looks as stupid as blonde roots on dark roots on blonde hair.
You know what to do with this gif from the wondrous Lana Del Rey Dancing blog.
We’ve been neglecting you. We’re sorry; the Easter Lindt hangover went on far too long this year (that’s what happens when you combine premium chocolate with allergy meds and wash them down with Jack Daniels WHO KNEW???). Here, to make up for it, are a bevy of brawnies from the Tom of Finland clothing line‘s fall/winter 1998 show, inspired by the (in)famous and iconic gay illustrator. What’s surprising to me is how good these clothes are; not jokey (except Mister Hot Pants and Earflap Hat) and essentially classics cut with an eye to enhancing a sexy silhouette.