Archive - February, 2013

Sunday Caption Contest: Jeremy “Stinky” Renner Edition

You know what to do. Do it in the comments section for fabulous imaginary prizes.

Jeremy Renner WTF

Jeremy Renner WTF

Hair Now!

Hair Now, Colin Farrell

Hair Now, Colin Farrell

Our favorite Irishman (other than Bono) is having a Bad Hair Year, it seems: first the Ruth Buzzi, and now the Skrillex. We can only hope this is all in the service of an ambitous film about a sexually ambiguous comedienne’s long journey from the standup microphone to the DJ booth.

Rooney Mara stretches herself

Rooney Mara ponders

Rooney Mara ponders

Rooney Mara is pictured here immediately after accepting her latest role in the next Star Trek movie: A humourless, brittle Romulan functionary. As the shutter snapped, she was wondering what the director meant by “typecasting.”

Rihanna’s classic look

Rihanna's high fashion

Rihanna’s high fashion

Ladies and gentlemen, there’s a reason Rihanna’s debut clothing line has been heralded as “High Fashion.” Let’s look at the respected designer as she is deep into the creative process.

 

Rihanna's creative process

Rihanna’s creative process

Arms a-Kimbo

Kim Kardashian Ostrich

Kim Kardashian Ostrich

Here’s the young and lovely Kim Kardashian aka Tawdry Hepburn modeling the latest in maternity ostriches and leggings from the Teen Mom collection at Frederick’s of Hollywood. Do you think she’ll start a trend? Let us all pray not.

JLo got the memo

Jlo grammy leg

Jlo grammy leg

She not only got the infamous Grammy “no dirty bits” memo, she inspired it. And, as you can see, she managed to transcend it with the drop-deadest drop-dead dress of all time, with an assist from the Angie Leg. Clever girl! Saves 50% on waxing!

Friday Caption Contest: Bey-ond

You know what to do. Do it in the comments section for fabulous, completely imaginary prizes. This Friday’s commemorative cocktail to put you in the mood and to drink in solidarity with our Nemo-ridden friends in the East is the Velvet Manhattan: 2 ounces of Maker’s Mark bourbon, 1/2 ounce red vermouth, dash chocolate bitters, served in a rocks glass over ice, preferably fancy ice. I do love fancy ice. The more carats the better. Where was I? Oh yes, ordering another Manhattan and contemplating the beauty that is Beyonce.

Beyonce

Beyonce

Colin Hairrell

Colin Hairrell

Colin Hairrell

Irish heart-throb Colin Farrell is pictured asking co-star Jennifer Connolly what the hell either of them are doing in a Ruth Buzzi biopic.

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