Archive - March, 2013

Spot the Metaphor!

Phoebie Price + car crash = you tell me

Phoebie Price + car crash = you tell me

Really, I have to say that the dress is the worst wreck in that picture. It looks like she’s wearing a five-year-old’s best nightgown.

Katie Price now 60% off!

Katie Price: Why My Little Pony abortion should be legalized

Katie Price: Why My Little Pony abortion should be legalized

The “rse” is silent.

It’s a Konundrum

Kim K maternity pairs figure skate outfit

Kim K maternity pairs figure skate outfit

And as she shifts her gaze wistfully downward, past the figure skater at a funeral fashion disaster, Kim wonders, “Will I ever see my feet again?”

Twink Twerk

Former child star and current P!nk impersonator Miley Cyrus has jumped aboard the twerking bandwagon and the result is…well…

We suggest viewing this with the sound off, for Buster Keaton-esque levels of amusement. As we are a celebrity fashion blog and not a dance crit blog, we will confine our remarks to noting that if people can see your VPL through your onesie, you’re doing it wrong.

Not-OKCupid

Jared Leto for Hedi Slimane

Jared Leto for Hedi Slimane

Jared Leto (shown here posing for his profile shot) was very excited to hear that Gwyneth Paltrow was adding a dating site to her GOOP empire!

Pinkos

So THAT's what Reindeer Games are

So THAT’s what Reindeer Games are

Courtney Stodden, we have an early Christmas present for you: a trip in a time machine…Click onward to see the future.

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You Dapper Dog

Menswear dog

Menswear dog

All hail Menswear Dog, the slickest Shiba Inu who ever promenaded in human clothing. His owners Dave Fung and Yena Kim have given him his own Tumblr fashion blog, with actual designer clothing featured. I love the March 14 look; it’s just so 90’s. This dog has more cool than any bony, greased-up Prada model, and we bet he’s more fun to play with, too.

Kim Kardashian gets things backwards

Karashian baby belly

Karashian baby belly

Trust a Kardashian to get the most basic things wrong. You don’t pump gas in $500 open-toed heels, and you don’t carry the baby in your ass.

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