Archive - September, 2013

Friday Caption Contest: Katy Perry Killer Queen Edition

What can be said about this image? Plenty, methinks, so put it in the comments section for fabulous, completely imaginary prizes!

Katy Perry Killerqueen

Katy Perry Killerqueen

Horse of the Rings!

Horse of the Rings

Horse of the Rings

Oh, Viggo. We always knew you loved horses, but we didn’t think you…you know. Neigh means neigh; rein it in!

Bradley of Arabia

Bradley of Arabia

Bradley of Arabia

Actually, I’m not sure this IS a T.E. Lawrence reference. Now that I look again and notice the aviators, I’m wondering if it’s not a clever visual referencing of the star turns of both Ralph Fiennes and Kristin Scott Thomas as the doomed lovers in The English Patient.

The English Patient

Friday Caption Contest: Friday the Thirteenth Edition

We stole this from the adorable George Takei on Facebook, and sure, it has a speech bubble but it doesn’t have a caption? Does it? EH? DOES IT? So that’s your cue, people.

Friday the 13th choices: Matchy, matchy, Jason!

Friday the 13th choices: Matchy, matchy, Jason!

PS: last week’s caption contest has taught me that Kardashians aren’t good for Kaption Kontests and they are hereby Kwarantined and sent to Koventry.

 

Nicholas Cage in Wrecking Ball

No, it’s not an autobiographical movie: it’s a Miley Cyrus video!!!

Seriously, hard to say this isn’t an improvement; at least it’s deliberately funny.

Naomi 20 Watts

Marchesa dress wearing Naomi Watts

Marchesa dress wearing Naomi Watts

Seriously Ms. Watts, you would have to be a pretty dim bulb to think this lampshade from Marchesa was ever the right choice.

Croc On!

Croc Fetish Visor

Croc Fetish Visor

All I have to say about this is that it is real, and it is $566.

hat tip/visor tip to Demicouture

Someday My Prince Will Come

Prince Andrew Uniformly Attractive

Prince Andrew Uniformly Attractive

Prince Andrew in a sweater could make me sweat

Prince Andrew in a sweater could make me sweat

Prince Andrew fly me to the moon

Prince Andrew fly me to the moon

Alas, by the time he finally shows up, he’ll be thirty years past his best-before date.

 

Prince Andrew today *SOBS*

Prince Andrew today *SOBS*

Although the part about being held at gunpoint as an intruder would be par for the course for my boyfriends, if not usually at their mothers’ houses. Oh, Randy Andy, ou sont les hunks d’antan?

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