A Croc of Uggly from Louis Vuitton

You remember the preppy translation for “Boot?” I believe it even made it into a John Hughes movie or two…Well, that’s what this boot, from Louis Vuitton reminds me of: it’s sort of an unholy cross between Uggs and slow-moving, raped poodles, all in electra-green suede with some Jetsons nonsense for a heel.. It’s a good thing Louis Vuitton is dead, because this monstrosity might just have killed him. Hell, I don’t even work for the company and it slays me.