A dress with a backup plan
I recommend Katy Perry’s dress to all those who are in dire need of a pick-me-up – the vibrant florals and soothing blue background are guaranteed to bring a lift to your day! And if that doesn’t work, you can always do the noble thing and reach for your belt to commit ritual harakiri.
Katy Perry, please go away now. No one needs your Zooey-Deschanel-ripoff a$$. (Plus, no one can hold a candle to Zooey, anyway, except maybe Emily.)