A gift with many benefits

Guess what they got Hugh Hefner for his 82nd birthday? A busty blonde wearing nothing but high heels, because really, like Hermes handbags you can never have enough of those in your collection:
Actress Pamela Anderson surprised Playboy entrepreneur Hugh Hefner on his 82nd birthday with a naked lap dance.
The star, who has appeared on the cover of the publication 12 times, gave the media mogul the unique gift during celebrations at the Palms Fantasy Towers in Las Vegas on Saturday.
As Hefner walked into his luxury suite, Anderson, 40, emerged from a bedroom in nothing but high heels and proceeded to perform a seductive routine for him.
George Maloof, who owns the hotel, says, “He was stunned and had the biggest smile I’ve ever seen.
And why not? It must have been an added bonus to find out that Pam could also double as a respiratory assistance device.

And you think YOUR mom was embarassing…
40? Gee, I remember when she was the same age as my sister.
AND I THOUGHT MY 28 YEAR OLD MOM DRESSED UP AS ” MS.INCREDIBLE FOR HALLOWEEN DEPRESSING N EMBARASSING SRRY MOM PAMALA THAT’S WHY BORAT ALMOST KID NAPPED U HOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pam! You are 40 frickin’ years old! You have young children. PUT SOME CLOTHES ON.
Oh dear god in heaven.